And your hero John McSame once shoved a woman in a wheelchair.

ALLEGEDLY.

Why is McCain's "temper" an issue? I like a guy who expresses his anger. America's savage enemies fear wrath, not timeouts from the Department of Peace. The world's dictators and other sh;ts fear McCain. They should.

Obama quit smoking to please others and improve his image. A man who would compromise his own enjoyment of smoking to placate nanny-state assholes has no business leading a Boy Scout troop, much less the nation.

I would only take offense from a person whose opinion I respect. No worries Kommie

Sarzy, not permanent. He did it on a dare from me actually. It's the end of summer and I thought it would be funny. You should see the back it comes to a point.

I wanted him to do the "Avatar" boy's arrow and dye it blue. But my boy is too conservative after all

Boy scouts start up at the end of the month and he'll shave up the high and tight hair he usually wears.

>> ^budzos:
Disgusting. God I hate children and everything about them. I hated other kids when I was a kid!

Now that's the kind of guy I would trust to lead Boy Scouts on a camping trip.

George Bush, a boy scout, a grandfather, and an up-and-coming businessman are on a plane together, when the pilot comes back and tells them that the plane is running out of fuel and they're going to have to jump for it. However, there are only four parachutes for the five of them.

The pilot says "I'm really sorry, but I've got a wife and kids at home waiting for me, I'm not about to die," and he grabs a parachute and jumps.

The businessman says "I just got a promotion and am in charge of a team making a breakthrough cellphone technology, I'm not about to give that money up!" and he too grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George Bush says "Now kid, I know that I said no child left behind, but you gotta understand that there are still a lot of terrorfulistic threats out there, and as the President of the United States of America, I need to be there to lead this great nation through these dark times." And saying this, he too grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane.

The grandfather smiles slightly sadly at the boy and tells him to go on and take the last chute. "You've got your whole life ahead of you, and my wife recently passed away, so there's not really anything tying me to this life anymore."

"Don't worry about it," said the boy scout, "that meathead excuse for a President just grabbed my backpack."

>> ^Krupo:
I'll take the bait. Comedians are well-known for being hateful - many of his jokes are more hate than ha-ha.
The American scandals are freakin' overblown - in the sense that you might as well condemn minor league hockey and boy scouts organizations for being bastions of evil too, then.
Catholic Church: Universal & Eternal Salvation FTW!


Wow, that's some serious denial you got going on there. Try looking up a few topics like the Crusades, the Inquisition, Witch Hunts... That's an organization to be proud of! Murder in the name of the Lord!

Oh, but them comedians! They're hateful! How pathetic.

I'll take the bait. Comedians are well-known for being hateful - many of his jokes are more hate than ha-ha.

The American scandals are freakin' overblown - in the sense that you might as well condemn minor league hockey and boy scouts organizations for being bastions of evil too, then.

Catholic Church: Universal & Eternal Salvation FTW!

That's why I'm glad my parents sent me to the Boy Scouts of America. It's a fantastic place for boys to learn. I did all these things and more.

Anyone other than Tom Hanks I might not have voted for that, but to see that from someone with the reputation of a Boy Scout was just weird enough to be funny

I remember reading a while back about this. As a joke based on this story a few years ago, the U. Chicago Scavenger Hunt included: "A breeder reactor built in a shed, and the boy scout badge to prove credit was given where boy scout credit was due. [500 points]"

And in true Scav style, two physics students managed to complete this task in less than the space of a day.

Myself, I try to stay away from the glow-y, dangerous things. Also meth.

I spent years as a pyro in boy scouts, so I know what I'm talking about.

I can make a fire hot enough to melt aluminum cans with just charcoal a few coffee cans with the tops and bottoms removed, and a steel grate. In a large-scale fire you could get hotter by pre-heating the air intake. Then you could pre-heat the air intake to the inner pre-heating fires and make the center even hotter... and so on in as many stages as you want until your inner apparatus melts. I suppose this sort of thing could occur naturally too.

The firefighters who thought they saw molten steel had no way of knowing it wasn't molten aluminum, anyway. Glowing molten metals look the same. There was a huge amount of combustible material in the towers, like paper, furniture, cubicle walls, etc etc. The maximum temperature a fire can reach depends on its structure, and the temperature and oxygen content of the air coming into it.

According to the IMDb, this aired a year after Taylor Negron (the villain with the ponytail in the supermarket) actually played a villain chasing Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout.

Interesting how the guy seeks to critisize religion, and then brings up points that really just critisize the religious. The argument of why attack theism still stands. What he should do, which is what I also do as a Christian, is to take issue with the abuses that are done in the name of religion.. Each of the following arguments are issues he has on the application of religion, not issues with God himself.

1. Boy Scouts limiting entry to theists only.
2. Blue Laws (after the advent of Christ, the legalism of the Sabath was done away with so I would agree with the narrator, that this is inappropriate)
3. Fanatics killing people in the name of religion (a abhorant evil that is made even worse by the fact it is done in God's name)

He goes on to say that the country was not founded Christian. Not sure why that means Atheists can feel right in attacking religion.

"shallow and pedantic"
Made me think of the Family Guy episode... Petarded I believe.

"Why would you take that away from 92% of the U.S. population. We still live in a democracy and the majority rules."
The oppression of the majority ehh? Great logic, the signing of the constitution by many of the states was based on the belief that this would not happen, go read The Federalist essays, I'm not sure but #51 may pertain to interest groups not becoming too strong.

Most of the religious stuff that is in our society today was created in the cold war because "Communists can't say Under god!" or for some reason they would have trouble comprehending our currency... It's ridiculous.

I don't really care about the "under god" that many kids are being forced to say day in and day out, it's just false discourse, but oppressing individuals from public office, the boy scouts, and the countless other doors that are closed due to personal beliefs is redunculous.

*summary*

Controversy arises when Big Gay Al becomes a counselor for the South Park Boy Scouts. Meanwhile, Timmy resents a new handicapped boy who steals attention away from him.


So big gay al gets fired and the boys try to start a rally to get him back into scouts...nobody showed up until the cripple fight broke out.