Frankly, I gave a slight bit more of a fuck that MJ died than Diana. I mean, MJ at least produced the music which I associate with my formative years (insert pedo joke here), whereas Diana just married rich and had the luxury of having so much excess and free time in her life that she could dabble in philanthropy.

It's easy to be a philanthropist when you can jet off to Monaco between benefits, wear dresses once that could feed families for a few years, and get fucked by your bodyguard with no repercussions. People's princess my ass. By definition the royals are not the people's anything.

Edit: and before anyone says I'm just jealous of Diana, you are damned fucking right I am jealous of that lifestyle. Give me the paparazzi ANYDAY. I'd LOVE having the "problems" the royals have.

you dont even want to know what they're REALLY doing.

Use your imagination. It's been done. Yes, even that. And that. Oh you can bet we did that. Ewwww. yea that too. Still not convinced?

The CIA is one of the largest terrorist organizations in the world, by almost any definition. Our tax dollars. Their secret war.

Benazir Bhutto was killed because she was complacent with CIA activities in pakistan decades ago and then ran for head offices -- not because she was Pro-Democracy... but pro-CIA

Read Mr. Nice Guy by Howard Marks... has nothing to do with her... but, he explains his encounters with the politics in pakistan in the 80's, and how Bhutto played ball with the CIA and worked to crack down on his weed trafficking... (kinda assuming the old tale that the CIA was trying to maintain control of opium/etc production, but they do other stuff anyway that it could have included!)

Weeee!!! Then, she might have decided to be her own person..get elected, etc... and *pop pop* bye bye... only it was her husband's bodyguards who killed her... because she was pro-CIA... craziness! You can see the videos on youtube.

Also...Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, and Israel are the ones causing most of the trouble lately in the middle east... and who are our allies... fuck afghanistan/iran/iraq/north korea... those guys just want to be bullies on THEIR block.

heh... i woke up and had to edit because i realized i wanted to say something more specific... 2:07am good nite

Looks like her bodyguard (now THERE'S an addition to my career aspirations) was shielding.

LOL, in the pic, check out the kid behind her staring at her ass.

I figure the fact Eminem's big-ass black bodyguards didn't beat the shit out of Cohen right there on TV is the biggest tell.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^deputydog:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^demon_ix:
I can has bodyguard?

What part of you thought that was funny when you posted it?

easy tiger.

Onoes downvoted by the lolcatz crowd. I don't think my reputation will ever recover.


i think you mean 'the friendly crowd'.

>> ^deputydog:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^demon_ix:
I can has bodyguard?

What part of you thought that was funny when you posted it?

easy tiger.


Onoes downvoted by the lolcatz crowd. I don't think my reputation will ever recover.

>> ^demon_ix:
I can has bodyguard?


IF ONLY I HAD MAH BUKKIT U CUD HIDE IN IT

>> ^deputydog:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^demon_ix:
I can has bodyguard?

What part of you thought that was funny when you posted it?

easy tiger.


difficult lion.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^demon_ix:
I can has bodyguard?

What part of you thought that was funny when you posted it?


easy tiger.

>> ^demon_ix:
I can has bodyguard?


What part of you thought that was funny when you posted it?

I can has bodyguard?

If you are a bodyguard, does that mean you get to wear extremely dark sunglasses and a cool earpiece?

Thank you everybody! VS is the rare gem of web communities and achieving a certain status on here is way more satisfying than any other web achievement on any other site I could think of. You will definitely see more of my posts in the future and I've actually taken a wow to give (even) more thought to post truer *quality stuff from now on. This site has provided me with a wealth of knowledge and information, and insight that I wouldn't have stumbled upon in ANY other way, so it's the least I could do, really. Thanks for the congratulations and for simply being members of this wonderful community, everyone!

Except gwiz. I'm going to have to hire a bodyguard for my wife because of that stalker.

Read "Mr Nice Guy" by howard marks.. mostly unrelated book although informative... he mentions drug trafficking in pakistan.. and bhutto... around 1988... something..really small few sentences in the book, but somethng only a hash smuggler would know... related to being willing to deal with the CIA.. her murder seems organized by her husband and his bodyguard all these years later. Wierd stuff. rung a bell.

Obama plans on keeping lobbyists out using newly-freed Gitmo "detainees" as bodyguards. Explosive bodyguards.