"Volvo: Tough like a fucking, wild boar."

Comes with all the boar meat you can handle?

What I learned from this video:

1) People in Uk are more violent than in US
2) US have more metropolitan areas
3) Metropolitan Areas a dangerous
4) Media is biased

--> 1 Holly Crap, didn't know that. I'm so glad that there gun possession law are so strict, otherwise... Is it actually possible to be less violent than somebody else and still have worse homicide ratio?
Homicide Worldwide
--> 2 True
--> 3 If this is the case, what should we do to safe our children from psychopaths. Moving to small places; massacre never happened there. Maybe gun possession restrictions. Sounds nice, more wrestling less gunfights and so less lethal injuries. NO, just joking. I need my AK to kill wild boar ruining my lawn. We are fucked!

I hope it doesnt look like some Retaliation plot, I sincerely think that video's quality is akin to a boars barbwire scratched nut sack, and should not of been posted. Cream of the crop ( as per videosifts purpose) it is not.

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wow any idea *why* the money is holding on to a pig?

...because the BABY monkey, like all baby monkeys, instinctively grabs on to his mother. Newborns will cling to the mother's belly; older infants often ride on her back. So here you have a video of a baby monkey who's obviously been taken from its mother, whose need for constant physical contact and warmth is so strong that he's clinging to the boar. The boar is basically acting as a surrogate mother to him and that explains why he's so upset when he falls off and starts running after the boar. Of course it also explains why he settles down as soon as he's able to grab onto the boar again.

Sorry to say but there's nothing funny about the video when you really think about it. It's quite sad actually.

http://videosift.com/video/Monkey-Rides-a-Young-Boar

>> ^chicchorea:

Sorry, but a dupe of http://videosift.com/video/Monkey-Rides-a-Young-Boar.


*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Monkey-Rides-a-Young-Boar

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Sorry, but a dupe of http://videosift.com/video/Monkey-Rides-a-Young-Boar.

*cute and funny too. I love how the monkey is upset until he/she gets back on to the boar's back.

Also:
" Useless as tits on a boar"
"Cant tell shit from shinola"
"He got knocked flatter then a popcorn fart"

I've heard most of these except "Tight as a dicks hat band"???? How and when am I gonna slip that into conversation??

>> ^youdiejoe:
very familiar with the 10lbs in a 5lb saying, I always thought it was a southern saying like these other fab ones:
"you hit the nail on the head"
"wide open as a paper sack"
"nervous as a whore in church"
"jumpy as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"tight as dick's hat band"
"six of one, half a dozen of the other"

Boar 1, Motorcycle 0

I would so watch that.

Who do you think would ally with who? I mean, you have three sides and let's assume equal numbers.

The muslims would stay the hell away from the jews. Would they try a deal with the christians? I imagine the christians would see it as beneath themselves to deal with anyone (presuming they're white americans, say). Would the jews consider reaching out to either side? It would be so interesting. I mean, no side is going to attack another without an alliance because they'd have lower numbers afterwards and would therefore be disadvantaged fighting the third group. You might even end up with an awkward peace with no fighting at all!

I can see I will be pondering this evilly for some time.>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

^I see a great reality show in this:
Fundamentalist Island: The Ultimate Grudge Match.
Radical Jews, Christians and Muslims battle for religious supremacy on a desert island, armed only with hatred and their bare hands. Last man standing gets to live on a religiously purified island... until he eventually dies alone of dehydration or scurvy, or gets run through by a wild boar or mauled by a polar bear.