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Lunatic video, stupid racism, pathetic arguments, psychological diagnosis done by binoculars, and *lies.

Dupe.

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That is like the creepiest thing I have EVER seen. And I once went to the beach with a six-pack of beer and a pair of binoculars.

I remember that final Laetner basket -- My friend surprised me with floor seats to a Nets game and I was using my binoculars to watch the television in the luxury box of the NCAA playoffs. Oh the irony.

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'Goldblum, Harry Caray, skit, space, mad cow, losing it' to 'Goldblum, Harry Caray, skit, space, mad cow, losing it, binoculars' - edited by calvados

I'm 50 and I don't need bifocals or reading glasses. I did have lasik though, and they gave me monovision: One of my eyes is tuned for reading, and the other for distance. It took me months to get used to it, but I love it now. I still have binocular vision, and I almost never think about which eye is doing what. I imagine I will need glasses eventually, but I'm happy to put it off.

My old man would drag us away for weekends with the Husquavrnas and the Bull Tacos, and head to west Texas....Fun to watch...too many ...episodes, hardwired...with binoculars, the expressions are priceless for a 10 year old.....

Learn to ride, vertical, then take yer kids, and show them what cast-iron nuts are like...

Notes from the players:

"A human-rights lawyer told us we probably wouldn't get within a mile of the wall. Even if we did, she said, it would likely be double of triple-fenced with razor wire, not to mention patrolled by trigger-happy Neanderthals.

The carload full of players we'd recruited to share this historic moment got a late start and, after discussing the likelihood of being tagged in the head by a rubber bullet and/or arrested, bailed. We'd heard that sending anything across international borders without clearing customs could result in a felony charge, which meant that after three hits of the ball we'd all be subject to mandatory life imprisonment under California's three-strikes law.

At the border we held up our volleyball and called out the Tijuanans we could see through the slats in the unfinished wall: "Pelota?" Before we could remember the world for "play," a kid on the other side said, "Yeah yeah, we speak perfect English. Just serve." And so, as six half-curious members of the border patrol watched through binoculars from the hill above, we did."

i've had Lens Pens and black sharpies in my hands when cleaning my binocular eyepieces once... do the math

Being there is one of the ONLY things keeping them alive. Money generated by tourism is a huge incentive to protect them, as well as a means for those interested in their protection to keep an eye on them. It the loss of habitat and the various militias and border wars and such that are destoying these animals, not to mention the high demand for their various body parts in some Asian markets, NOT people taking pictures. When these countries become well-enough off where they can set limits as to distance from and interaction with the animals, hopefully they will, and most of these tourist encounters will be through binoculars and telephoto lenses. Unfortunately, right now tourists have the cash and therefore the power, and they want to "interact".

Troops don't always know where reporters are; witness the sad times reporters are in buildings that get shelled.

These guys were in the middle of the street - anybody with a half-decent set of binoculars would see the camera and mike - they're obviously not in the middle of hot zone. So someone was deliberately targeting them - with warning shots, anyway.

Not cool.

Of course, I don't know what their camera looks like, maybe it looks like a weapon.

Not very professional on the part of the IDF though.

.... whoa
1. "bad guys shoot at anything"
2. "but it's Israel"

Blank stares.