cheers ac. your attempts are admirable. muchos gracias.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Attempt #2

*promote?

People derided him, called him wacko jacko, made play of his face, and skin, and voice, and lifestyle.

But they forget - this guy was truly talented! he deserved every cent of his fame and fortune! Boy can he move! He's like Fred Astaire combined with Elvis - he's really entertaining to watch and listen to!

Who amongst the modern over hyped pop bimbos has such talent?! Beyonce? Britney? Rhianna? Worthless record company hacks! None of them deserve their fame. Showing your ass and tits and dancing like a hooker is not talent - while your out of tune voice is auto tuned does not compare.

</end one and only MJ rant in this stupidly frenzied media circus>

this is where Beyonce gets All Her Moves

Oh yeah! And I thought that Beyonce's choreography was original, shame on me...

>> ^dalesstory

GTFO

huzzah! danke, danke deputy doggenheimer

In reply to this comment by deputydog:
genius

*promote

In reply to this comment by westy:
AMAZING I SEE THIS AS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG !

what ever do you mean, wise westy? and i might suggest voting for the video if you find it as amazing as you've claimed ;}

Listen to all these high standard having motherfuckers on here! "That first girl was waaay too thin for my indignant web-nerd taste." Whatever! I suppose you're all dating Beyonce.

Anyone who makes a mockery of Beyonce and that shitawful song is alright in my book, cheers Deano I really think she's parodying the Chris Crocker type, and if she is, she's amazing at imitation

In reply to this comment by Deano:
Her name is Coleen Ballinger and here she is singing properly;

Have you seen http://www.videosift.com/video/Miranda-Gives-A-Free-Youtube-Vocal-Lesson?

I strongly suggest you look at the videos in the comments especially the Beyonce cover

>> ^Schattdaddy:
Obviously you don't like one of the most famous rock band of all time jimnms.


I also don't listen to Britney, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Nickleback, Akon, or anything else in the Top 50. The hoi polloi have never been particularly good at picking good music.

Wow. That's actually semi-tolerable.


In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
>> ^alien_concept:
^Don't even get me started


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>> ^alien_concept:
^Don't even get me started

Internetz strikes Beyonce's pretentious character dealing 1000 damage.

Hahaha! The last time I heard the Birdy Song was when I saw a group of portly gentlemen doing the Chicken Dance at a German restaurant when I was 10. Unfortunately, I now have the vision in my head of portly German men in unitards dancing like Beyonce. You're welcome!

To get your Chicken Dance on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs#t=49s