Well WTF Laura, this cats' hard to roast...His shit simply does not stink! Not yer average crotch-scratching, crips-eating, no girl havin' wanker....Poor fucker just hadda baby and he's in Brazil surrounded by crotch-flossed bathing beauties that actually HAVE asses!!!...give him a break..Besides, like BF said, this roast is as stiff as a whorehouse fulla cadavers!

Wonder if his cock is as hard as the Wolverine's?
Hope yer kid doesn't grow up with hairy palms, mate.

If idda BEEN here and not held hostage by Captain Assburger and his life-free schlep brigade, ,maaaaaybe Idda GAINED momentum! Oh yeah, here's to the dysfunctional pre-mees on the Sift who hold manners and rules in higher regards than art, expression, and the occasional, gratuitous, "FUCK YOU!".....Fuck You Very Much!


hehhehe....that felt good. That goes double for anyone who has ever told me to "Have a Nice Day."...fucking pussies.

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