could we maybe stop with the self-masturbation?
not saying I am against two guys jerking themselves off.
but I prefer that to be more of a private event.

with balloons and maybe a bubble bath.

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3 hours later. " Here's your printed copy. Want me to staple these 3 pages together for you?"
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Success rate of angioplasty
Angioplasty is successful in opening coronary arteries in well over 90% of patients.

The bad news is...

Up to 30% to 40% of patients with successful coronary angioplasty will develop recurrent narrowing at the site of balloon inflation.
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I suggest finding a different library for a 2nd opinion.

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That's the best, I did that with my son a few times (only one balloon though). He always loved it.

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I've seen it before. Years ago there was a stripper named Mitzy who used to do it at the Fraser Arms Pub ... but she didn't use a balloon.