Dude, no livestock in the house!..This pigs' workin' with some pretty good karma if he gets to live out the rest of his days in the bachelor pad without being turned into bacony snacks-

I do the same thing with my bachelor pad.

Upvote for Esquivel - why isn't this in *music yet?

For those curious, the song is (I *think*) off of the album Space Age Bachelor Pad Music. No idea on the song title though.

I lived in a former one-car garage, converted to a bachelor pad, for six years... not so good. Floorspace of about 200 sq.ft., eight foot ceiling, kitchenette in one corner. "Like living in a submarine", I said wryly. Cold in winter, bookoo spiders in summer. I didn't realize at the time but the place had a distinct depressive influence. Moral: low rent has its own costs.