>> ^kronosposeidon:
Thanks to all of you beautiful bastards. I couldn't have made it this far without the love and affection that you've showered upon me like a Tub Girl fountain. It's hard to believe that I've finally reached 500 without having to blackmail more than half of you or create more than 47 sock puppet accounts. Some of you apparently vote for my stuff because you like it. Go figure.
Things have changed a lot since I was but a wee probie. It was a Golden Age, when men were
giants, and the women told them "Oh yeah, if by 3 inches you mean gigantic then yes, you are a giant." Back then we had to hunt and gather our videos during the day, and post them at night in the shelter of our chat rooms. Then one morning a big shiny sift appeared in our midst, and before we knew we it were doing amazingly complex things, like using the asterisk key, and summoning ass gravy on special occasions.
Oh yes, how the times have changed. So now that I'm older and fatter I'll impart these words of counsel, in the hopes of growing this site and fostering a sense of community:
- Declare moral bankruptcy
- If in doubt about a video's quality, ask yourself "What would Larry Flynt do?"
- Never give a sucker an even break
- Reserve your downvotes for the worst of the worst, i.e., educational or thought-provoking videos. If I wanted my intellect stimulated I'd be well into the 5th grade by now.
- Kill or be killed
- Think before you type. There's at least 50 different ways to call someone an asshole
- Never ask to see Choggie naked, unless you've had an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
For my silver diamond privilege I'd like dag to pay my tab at the Emperor VIP Club. Just refer to me as "Client Number 1". And remember kids, keep those donations coming!


Oh Jesus Christ, no one asked for your Vagina Monologue.

Thanks to all of you beautiful bastards. I couldn't have made it this far without the love and affection that you've showered upon me like a Tub Girl fountain. It's hard to believe that I've finally reached 500 without having to blackmail more than half of you or create more than 47 sock puppet accounts. Some of you apparently vote for my stuff because you like it. Go figure.

Things have changed a lot since I was but a wee probie. It was a Golden Age, when men were
giants, and the women told them "Oh yes, if by 3 inches you mean gigantic then yes, you are a giant." Back then we had to hunt and gather our videos during the day, and post them at night in the shelter of our chat rooms. Then one morning a big shiny sift appeared in our midst, and before we knew it we were doing amazingly complex things, like using the asterisk key, and summoning ass gravy on special occasions.

Oh yes, how the times have changed. So now that I'm older and fatter I'll impart these words of counsel, in the hopes of growing this site and fostering a sense of community:

- Declare moral bankruptcy
- If in doubt about a video's quality, ask yourself "What would Larry Flynt do?"
- Never give a sucker an even break
- Reserve your downvotes for the worst of the worst, i.e., educational or thought-provoking videos. If I wanted my intellect stimulated I'd be well into the 5th grade by now.
- Kill or be killed
- Think before you type. There's at least 50 different ways to call someone an asshole
- Never ask to see Choggie naked, unless you've had an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

For my silver diamond privilege I'd like dag to pay my tab at the Emperor VIP Club. Just refer to me as "Client Number 1". And remember kids, keep those donations coming!

Your answer awaits, your ass gravy-ness.

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In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Any of you see that God-awful piece of shit "Beowulf"? The only redeeming part of the movie was when Angelina Jolie emerged from water, fully naked, with gold paint (ink) covering most of her body and apparently (to me) oozing from her delta of Venus.

That is why ink is worth every penny.



Whoa! Whoa! Serious?! I fucking love, LOVE that movie. What? How? Krono-- You-- Whoa... Beowu-- Oh, man I--

[regains composure]

Would you mind explaining to the rest of the class why you dislike this movie so?

Yo, JAPR! So glad you made it into the elite group of Ass Gravy givers. Congrats and much A$$ Vagi-Gravy!

I'm pouring ass gravy over my bosom.