"Ass gravy" connotes shit to my perception of the noun. Disgusting? Yes!

Anyway, film making, acting, is incredibly AWESOME in my opinion!!! Two of the people I most admire are Pony Horton (http://www.myspace.com/zeebya) and, from "the secret from all humanity presently alive on our planet Earth" Silver City, New Mexico, Roberto Codato (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0YNhZAWVc&feature=related) !! ROCK ON BLANKFIST!!!!!

I think I'm pretty in my pretty pink dress when I look in the mirror.

Other than my enormous narcissistic ego, there are many sifters who I'd like to consider friends, or you know as much friends as you can be on a website (that's not adultfriendfinder).

alien_concept is my long lost love, stoved away in her British castle somewhere, and some times when I lean in to the wind, I think I can hear her rocking out to Muse, hair down and horns up. Also she's a terrific sifter and awesome person.

schmawy is a guy I wanna give a hug and buy a beer. He's just so damn friendly - there's gotta be an angle!

I miss UsesProzac, because we were always pretty chummy (we were stalking each other secretly, or not so secretly). I have a feeling she'll be back one day once her spawn arrives, and hopefully she'll be friendlier to her otherwise sworn enemies. (Lord knows mommies are less ferocious than nonnies.. right? Right??)

Which brings me to thepinky, who I'm glad to have around just to stir up some shit and to have an earnest discussion with once in a while. Also, she's the baby, gotta love her.

The norwegian boys, haldaug and ornothoron, with their gum-drop smiles and marzipan houses have been presences on the sift lately.

Their otherwise troll-like kinsman Rasch187 is a huge pillar of the sift and is our resident necromancer, reviving dead videos everywhere. And even if we butt heads once in a while, he great around here.

Peggedbea is a gal with spunk, who says what on her mind - we need more of this in the comments and talks. She's also adorable. And I'm going to visit her in TX this summer, which can only end in tragedy.

The usual suspects, Kronosposeidon, Blankfist and Rottenseed are also impossible to miss around here. They are the easy targets for our thread jacking (and other jacking) jokes, but they are formidable presences around here too. They all give and take a lot of ass gravy, and I would drink a beer with any one of them. John, Heath and Jive Mittens, I salute you.

DFT and issy are always around when miaws are heard. Furries both, I'm sure of it.

arvana's our kind-hearted nature guy. I don't think I've ever seen an angry comment from this dude. I suppose he's become a reasonable adult now that he's cut his hippie hair (yeah, I remember).

Netrunner and mintbbb are also excellent people. NR is our primary source of politico stuffs and mint is all over the place - prolific is a good label.

Oh, Berticus is pretty much identical to myself, which is AWESOME. You all need to learn interests from this man - Arrested Development is the best live-action comedy show on the planet.

I'm forgetting people, but I want to save my Canadian sweetheart for last - NicoleBee is my nerdly counterpart who first really caught my attention, when she tried to summon an elder god on my profile. Those are some serious nerd-points right there, and I would give her my heart, if I didn't know she'd use it for some sort ritual in the Canadian woods. ♥

Navy... Ass Gravy... Now you understand my madness.

>> ^Issykitty:
Stuck a flagpole up their gay-hating bums!

^I wanted to do that, but blankfist was blocking the "entrance", claiming to be collecting rare samples of ass gravy...

Geez, I missed I hope I'm not too late. Ass gravy with cheese curds and frites from your Canadian subjects.

congrats on your gold crown!!
now, what's all this ass gravy talk? on second thought, i don't want to know!

Hehe. I salute you, Heath. You are a pillar of the sift (even if that pillar is suspiciously stained by ass gravy).

so now it's Golden-crown Ass Gravy instead of Mr. Ass Gravy? i suppose that could be shortened to GAG. hmm, how deliciously appropriate. congrats blanky!

If anyone is wondering why 'A$$GR@V33 the Movie' was directed by 'blanfist', it's because blankfist demanded an Alan Smithee credit on it. He hated the way the studio cut out 20 minutes of the love scene with him and Richard Simmons. He claimed that cutting that scene down to only 50 minutes made the film "too mainstream and lacking the emotional aspect of sharing ass gravy".

Yay!!!! WhoooooooHOOOOOOOOO! Major Congrats to my furriend, Blankety-Blank! (I stole the nickname coined by Schmawy.) We are, like, Crown buddies! Crownies? Hahaha!
Anyhow, it was great meeting hbleusea and you at the Sift-up. We should all have a mini "Crownie" Sift-Up with you two! But no thanks, just leave the ass gravy at home.

Does this mean he has to douse himself in his own ass gravy?

Congrats blankfist, I'll dedicate a masturbation session to you tonight.

You had me at "ass gravy"...

^I heard blankfist's ass gravy's clogging up the pipes

Congrats, k0mmie, you red bastard

Tags for this video have been changed from 'ugly cassanova, things I dont remember, Isaac Brock, ass gravy' to 'ugly cassanova, things I dont remember, Isaac Brock, ass gravy, wtf' - edited by Issykitty

Ugh. Someone ass gravy an ass gravy in her mouth to shut her up.