*isdupe
>> ^Stingray:

dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/EL-GUINCHO-Bombay

My parents were pretty strict too, but apparently not to the level of your mother. The first PG movie I saw was in fact Star Wars, when I was 10. I even saw it twice, not only because it was cool but it felt so exhilarating to see a PG movie. Then my brother and I figured out that we could buy tickets for a PG movie then sneak into a (gasp!) R-rated film at the multiplex. I can't remember for certain what the first R-rated movie I saw was, but maybe 'The Amityville Horror'? Thus my descent into evil began.

Re: Steve Martin - My parents didn't hate him, but they couldn't for the life of them see how he was funny. And you know back in the late '70s (if you can remember THAT far back) Steve Martin was the KING of comedians. Most standup comics performed in clubs and theaters, but Steve Martin was selling out arenas. In Omaha he sold out a 14,000 seat show. I've never seen anything like it before or since.

You should really check into Star Wars. It's a charming little film, and it has a few fans. Kind of an art house flick, but not too artsy fartsy.

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Yep, I really did. I remember not being able to see or do very much in terms of movies/ tv throughout my childhood/ teens unless I caught the occasional program at a friends house. I had a very very controlling and strict mama who thought all non-G-rated tv/ movies were the devil. I also clearly remember that she particularly did NOT like Steve Martin. LOL

edit: About your link... I am intrigued. What is this Star Wars thing?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You really live a sheltered life, don't you? Hopefully you'll get around to watching this some time soon.In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Issy just saw The Jerk for the first time last night. *quality flick

In reply to this comment by ant:
I saw this movie like a month ago or so. I didn't really like this movie.

yeah.
i had to give it a second viewing but i found this movie fascinating and intriguing.
but i love artsy,dark and obscure material.

Bananas are peeled and in the freezer as we speak. We'll probably try it tonight.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I have not. I haven't heard anything about it good or bad, which is odd because normally someone in my group of friends would comment on a von Trier movie. I will certainly put it on netflix. Thanks for the recommend. Did you try the banana ice cream yet?

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Have you seen Dogville? Issy and I just saw it and wow, just wow. Fucked up, controversial and full of awesome. 5 netflix stars easily. I think the director of Yeardly would approve, assuming you can make it past the artsy set and the slow first act.

I have not. I haven't heard anything about it good or bad, which is odd because normally someone in my group of friends would comment on a von Trier movie. I will certainly put it on netflix. Thanks for the recommend. Did you try the banana ice cream yet?

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Have you seen Dogville? Issy and I just saw it and wow, just wow. Fucked up, controversial and full of awesome. 5 netflix stars easily. I think the director of Yeardly would approve, assuming you can make it past the artsy set and the slow first act.

5 stars. Great cinema. It's an artsy parable with teeth.

Have you seen Dogville? Issy and I just saw it and wow, just wow. Fucked up, controversial and full of awesome. 5 netflix stars easily. I think the director of Yeardly would approve, assuming you can make it past the artsy set and the slow first act.

I love this movie! Except for when they kill off the red rider BB gun kid. This artsy fartsy stuff is awesome.

Is there someplace I could get poster sized prints of this ... art?

Or perhaps a collection in magazine format? You know, cuz I'm artsy.

sadly my artsy fartsy poetry posts always need a bit of a push sometimes.
care to help?
http://videosift.com/video/WORD-three-spoken-word-shortfilms

where you been brother?
i miss your artsy and obscure posts.
what are you trying to do to me?
kill me by "death by cat video"?

I'm not substantiating mine as "artistic", I'm saying mine has an educational value that this certainly does not have.

This is just a girl finger fucking in black and white, that doesn't make it artistic, that just make it a girl finger fucking in black and white.

If anything this video is far more made for people to jack off than the one I posted. I see very little merit as non-porn in the video above, other than to say "wow, it's certainly... artistic". Bah, humbug.

>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^gwiz665:
This is as much porn as this is http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-give-a-woman-a-squirting-o
rgasm-explicit
So yeah.
Uh... no. How can you even begin to make that comparison?
All the qualities of this video that substantiate the "It's artistic" claims are missing in your "How-to Squirt" video. No interesting music, no artsy angles or filters or lighting. It's just a woman getting jacked off.
If your howto video has any merit outside of pure jack-off-ability, it's that it is almost clinical. Almost. Except that it's not, because that guy isn't a doctor, and that's not a procedure covered under any insurance plans.
So no, this isn't even a 10th of the porn of your "howto squirt" sift.

>> ^gwiz665:
This is as much porn as this is http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-give-a-woman-a-squirting-o
rgasm-explicit
So yeah.
Uh... no. How can you even begin to make that comparison?

All the qualities of this video that substantiate the "It's artistic" claims are missing in your "How-to Squirt" video. No interesting music, no artsy angles or filters or lighting. It's just a woman getting jacked off.

If your howto video has any merit outside of pure jack-off-ability, it's that it is almost clinical. Almost. Except that it's not, because that guy isn't a doctor, and that's not a procedure covered under any insurance plans.

So no, this isn't even a 10th of the porn of your "howto squirt" sift.

So I googled the Dag Wood Test because I didn't recognize the term and this is the only refererence I found:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Fat-Girl-Ping-Pong-Passes-the-Dag-Wood-Test

Lawl... back on topic. I still feel that this is soft-core porn. I mean, we should be straight here that soft-core porn is not mutually exclusive with Art, but the fact remains that if I was caught looking at this video by a female worker at my place of employment I would surely lose my job (or at least end up in HR hell).

The comments made me think to exactly what my point is and I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I guess my fear is that I don't come to Videosift for outright porn and by letting this video pass muster, we are changing the fundamental purpose of the site. Again, I'm not a moderator or anything and I can definitely subscribe that this is, in the grand scheme of porn, on the artsy side of things, but it is still porn, plain and simple.

That said, I'm a man of common sense and I realize that this doesn't mean we are going to start approving double donkey penetration videos, but I suppose part of me feels this is just slightly out of place.

Devils advocate in me should point out that I've previously posted:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Russ-Meyer-Mondo-Topless

The dude's other videos seem to be artsy.