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Need Surgery? Make Sure Your Surgeon is a Specialist

nock says...

Depends on the surgery. You don't need a specialist to do your acute appendectomy or cholecystectomy, but you DO need a specialist to do your knee replacement or ICA aneurysm clipping.

Also, I assume the risk reductions presented are relative - e.g. if mortality from a non-specialist surgeon procedure is 5% and a specialist surgeon mortality has a 4% risk, the relative risk reduction is 20% (absolute risk reduction is only 1%), which sounds really high and may be statistically significant, but in the real-world does not matter all that much. This would be called statistically significant, but likely not clinically significant.

Giving birth costs a lot. Hospitals won't tell you how much.

Payback says...

To be fair, by it's very nature, the Medical Industry should NOT get to the point where "Procedure A will cost you $______" or be subject to solid quotes. Most of the things you purchase that way, cars, houses, TVs, etc. are high-volume testaments to physics and industrial chemistry. When you're talking about something as fragile and complex as a human body, this isn't the way to go. If your alternator goes bad, you get towed into the shop and get a new one. If your appendectomy goes wrong, you could die or be affected for the rest of your life.

Equating medicine with consumer purchases is ridiculous and idiotic.

That being said, yes, your medical system needs serious work.

This Is Not The Greatest Post In The World, No... (Mystery Talk Post)

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Laparoscopic Surgery -Surgery Through a Single Incision.

Trancecoach says...

I also got an appendectomy, back in 1990. Two inch scar in my lower abdomen with several weeks recovery time. If the laproscopic technique and healing both take less time, I'd say it's well worth promoting.

Laparoscopic Surgery -Surgery Through a Single Incision.

snoozedoctor says...

Long story short:
1983: Appendectomy took 15 minutes to do through open incision
2008: Laparoscopic appendectomy takes 45 minutes to 90 minutes, or longer to do.

As per KP, laparoscopic surgery good for patient.
Per snoozie, laparoscopic surgery not good for anesthesiologist at 2 AM.

Bottom line; patient always comes first. Buy your anesthesiologist a strong cup of coffee, and go for the laparoscopic technique. You'll be glad you did.

Crysis = teh suck. Worst release ever. (Blog Entry by MarineGunrock)

marinara says...

Gunrock to tech: "can I send you my DXDiag thru email?"
Tech to Gunrock: "Sorry, I don't have email."

LOL, It's so pathetic. So much a lie, but is the Tech really lying? Every second of his workday is already programmed by his supervisors. He doesn't have time to read email.

Yer on the way to the hospital.... and you ask the EMT to perform an appendectomy.... and he says, sorry, I don't have a knife.

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