5 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.

A walrus doing sit-ups. A walrus doing bloody sit-ups. A walrus doing sit-ups to "Eye of the Tiger".

Reality beats my imagination once again. That's it, I give up. My mind is not fucked up enough to come up with this kind of absurd shit.

A quality at this young stage seems inefficient, so let's start with a *promote.

Edit: the moment I wrote these lines I received an email from Jamendo, a notification about a band called "Fukked Up". Again, reality is too unreal to be real.

Full short film: http://videosift.com/video/I-Met-the-Walrus

Like a walrus flossing..

Genius.

>> ^joedirt:
LOL.. posted a day later and it has more votes..
http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Seal-doing-sit-ups


Seal? And your old link is broken.

Mirror just in case: http://actinglikeanimals.com/2010/03/16/funny-animal-photos-walrus-getting-in-shape/

At least I didn't accidently promote it while it was dead like I have some other videos.

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Double thanks for the doublepromote! I wish this one wouldn't keep going dead.

In reply to this comment by NicoleBee:
Oh hay it's alive.

*doublepromote

Double thanks for the doublepromote! I wish this one wouldn't keep going dead.

In reply to this comment by NicoleBee:
Oh hay it's alive.

*doublepromote

Uh oh. I was informed about the same issue a couple of days ago and I thought it was resolved. I think our search indexer needs another good swift kick in the nads.

Thanks for the heads-up.

In reply to this comment by spoco2:
Just letting you know that I was going to post a particular video, so did a search for "Walrus sucking" and got no results... so I started to try to post it, only to be told it was already here.

Something a miss with the search engine?

Just letting you know that I was going to post a particular video, so did a search for "Walrus sucking" and got no results... so I started to try to post it, only to be told it was already here.

Something a miss with the search engine?

>> ^happyTurtle:
If I could do that, I'd never leave the house


If too many people could do this, I'd never leave the house either.

Why does the walrus suck his own cock? Because he can...

Anyway, Clerks already covered the facts that males would generally attempt it if possible: http://www.videosift.com/video/Clerks-The-Dangers-of-Pleasuring-Yourself

>> ^westy:
^ I believe its a penis ! was a correct ?


Someone sounds bitter.

In a related aside, my family is in possession of a walrus baculum (penis bone) which is about 2 feet long and shaped like a miniature baseball bat. We like to hand it to non-Inuit guests and friends and have them guess what it is.

aaaaaaaand there is this weird kid who always shows up in some of my classes. he draws the vaginas of various mammals all over everything. folders, jeans, shoes, textbooks, backpacks, whatever. brilliant beautiful mammal vaginas. like on walrus's and shit. i want that.

he also wears a tshirt he made himself. he took a white shirt and drew triangles. all over it. the shirt is completely covered in triangles of every size draw with a sharpie. i need him to have a triangle shirt.

and praying mantis's. because there arent enough "cute" praying mantis things about. its all ladybugs and butterflies and owls and shit. i think i want a comic strip of sorts... 3 boxes. beggining middle end. starts with 2 praying mantis heart bubbles and shit. then freaky mantis doing its. and ends with dinner . bloody violent gorey sexy praying mantis dinner. if youre witty you can think of some a caption. perhaps something about praying before dinner or something or sex before dinner. i dont know. someone should be clever with words.

and i have an ant trail tattoo on my wrist. i want ant trail tshirts. with some clever cynical political/social statement.

oh and before i stopped getting tattoos i was going to get to like fleshwounds with maggots in them tattoo'd around my tits. i think i want one of those shirts that are like the insides of the body, skeleton, organs, maybe some muscles... but i want maggots in there. like zombie anatomy.

Y'know, I still feel bad for that walrus, but I not longer bear any resentment for they who did stolen his bucket.