Different show but same act as http://www.videosift.com/video/Funny-and-Hot-Ventriloquist

It's a dupe - bryce made this comment, in the original, which is in the newer embed as well
>> ^brycewi19:
"Where's my microphone?"
"You don't have a microphone."
"Well that f ks up the illusion!"
Now THAT is good ventriloquist comedy and addresses the audience's suspension of belief.
If it weren't a comedy act, one would have to believe that she is nearing full-blown schizophrenia!

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"

No it's not! Cut it out.

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Show me the funniest thing you've ever seen on the sift.

In reply to this comment by ant:
Meh, not funny but she is hot.

Show me the funniest thing you've ever seen on the sift.

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Meh, not funny but she is hot.

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up vote for female ventriloquist that on its own is pretty rare. unless you count dead silence the movie.

She's an OK ventriloquist and moderately attractive but about as funny as a bout of food poisoning. Seriously needs to work on better material... The only funny bit was the microphone. Everything else was weak.

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Yes! I think there are a couple of clips of that on the Sift.

In reply to this comment by jonny:
>> ^dag:
I love how she plays with the whole psychology of ventriloquism

Did you ever watch "Soap"? Chuck and Bob were insanely funny - literally.

Getting mocked by a ventriloquist must be the worst experience ever because the hilarity is purply based on ventriloquism and especially in this case where ventriloquism is exposed so she is practically saying it right to her face without a pun intended and gets away with it.

Still, was funny and a breath of fresh air in the ventrilo-business

"Where's my microphone?"
"You don't have a microphone."
"Well that f**ks up the illusion!"

Now THAT is good ventriloquist comedy and addresses the audience's suspension of belief.

If it weren't a comedy act, one would have to believe that she is nearing full-blown schizophrenia!

>> ^dag:
I love how she plays with the whole psychology of ventriloquism

Did you ever watch "Soap"? Chuck and Bob were insanely funny - literally.

The ventriloquists' puppet was a sweet touch Family-rape-orgy was never this fun.

The corpse ventriloquist was hilarious!