As fail as this is, at least it shows his heart is in the right place... he stumbled home and had the notion that walking the dog was a priority to just crashing...

The dog, on the other hand, seems to just make a break for it at the end. I'll reserve judgement though, he might have had a Benji/Lassie moment and run to the nearest bar to bark at them in a "What is it girl? Trouble at the old mill??? Sven needs more vodka?" moment.

half life mod sven coop has a map inspired by this level : bh1_l1 . for no ones info.

Sven never did lick me out.

Damn, he's such a likeable guy. So let's make fun of his nationality! Freshly cut and pasted from the green fields of the interntet I bring you...

NORWEGIAN JOKES!

So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life."

And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low railings."

And...

So what's the difference between a Norwegian and a canoe?
Well, a canoe will sometimes tip.

Then there's...

In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at the ventriloquist, "HEY!
You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! Cut it out!"
And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. They're only jokes!"
And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the little guy!"

Poor Sven.

Nice to see Bush slipped in there!

Yeah, he lost the plot.. well, very early on, but the bit that really turned my head was comparing porn to child abuse (with the obvious indication that he is referring to consentual adult pornograph as opposed to pedophilic movies).

His narrow minded, self righteous view on the world not withstanding, what a load of tripe. There is a burgeoning amateur porn "industry" (considering these people don't get paid in general) that rides right alongside the "sweat shop"-esque pro porn circuit.

Question: In amateur porn, who the hell is being degraded? The consenting couple who fumble their way through coitus while one of them tries frantically to zoom in using the remote camera control while trying to look debonaire with a 3 inch willy? Mebbe the hapless masturbator that clicked on the link expecting "sexy Helga and Sven" and instead he get's 2 50 something 400lb elephant skins madly trying to create an earthquake...

Either which way, every person should feel free to express their sexuality in their own way with only a few notable exceptions (kids, dead, rape and animals) as long as they respect others rights as well.

And that's where Noam falls down. It's not good enough that he's morally right, everyone else has to subscribe to his views. The porn industry seems to respect his right not to view it, is he so discourteous that he cannot return the favour?

Warcrack yeah! Listening to this guy im picturing a 30 year old named Sven and he is need of a hug. I must be the only lvl 60 who doesnt belong to a guild and has never done a raid lol, some day folks...someday

Woulda put the little bugger on an ostomy-sac m’self, , and charged admission to the freak petting zoo, maybe get some other booths set up for a proper midway!!!

“See the Human Pin Coushin” (throwing darts at the neighbor’s beer gut)

“She, floats, she wiggles, never before seen by the masses!!”…(his rotund wife on a raft in the pool through a fence knot-hole)

“And the children raised by Dairy Cows!!”..(make the kids earn their keep, on all fours in Bossy’s manger)\

Yep, ol’ Sven missed out on a white-trash extravaganza…

[choggie's comment on Neatorama, on the spider-lamb]

Thou shalt eat thine divine Swedish Meatballs...
IKEA 2206 catalogue: Book of Sven; verse 3:16.

Anyway, at least there's neutral & tangible proof that the Greeks ('Alexander the Great...Plato, or Socrates') existed (aren't these in-disputable figures in history?)...still waiting for the facts on Jesus Christ (who ironically enough: was black & jewish; if in fact, he existed at all!)