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Wet Dream Video By Kip Adotta
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot
I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Dancing girl Moves Like Jagger- At Longitude
*nochannel
*dance, *wtf *terrible, *music, *comedy
Do the squid! More scary than cute, this is.
Rise of the Super Drug Tunnels: California's Losing Fight
@Jerykk
thank you for clarifying.
i can agree with many of your points i.e:addictions are destructive,health issues etc.
but there is zero evidence that decriminalizing (not the same as legalizing) is somehow promoting addictive drug usage OR that the user population will increase in response to decriminalization.
in fact,it is quite the opposite.
see:portugal
see:netherlands
users are not criminals.
addicts are not criminals,they are addicted.addiction is an illness not a legal status.
when you create a black market due to policy,violence will ensue,because those involved in that black market have no legal recourse.they are exempt from the legal system to settle disputes since they are engaging in "criminal" enterprise.
take away the criminality and you take away the black market and conversely...the violence.
see:prohibition.
addicts are not criminals....they are addicts.
and as squid alluded to:education is the best prevention.
thank you for your thoughtful reply.
Cypress Hill - Insane in the Membrane
Playing Cypress Hill to a squid has been added as a related post - related requested by Zawash on that post.
enoch (Member Profile)
The monthly updates on YT, the ones you introduced me to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMXfBm0IPd0
I completely forgot about the podcast, so cheers for the reminder. Is there any "proper" download link for the podcasts? I've been picking the dropbox url from TruthDig's source code by hand, there's got to be an easier way...
As for Taibbi:
The Vampire Squid Strikes Again: The Mega Banks' Most Devious Scam Yet
It's about how the too-big-to-fail/jail banks became a cartell in the physical commodities market. The story itself was reported on before, primarily the aluminium shenanigans of Goldman Sachs.
was that the podcast?
yep..listened to it,but only after you let me know it was up ..so thankies!
i havent followed the taibi story,but i love that mans work.
have a link? possibly?
would be greatly appreciated.
and as always,stay awesome.
enoch (Member Profile)
Halfway in, Prof. Wolff's latest monthly update is already fantastic. Nothing new, really. But his presentation of the (post-)FDR period is rather captivating. For an economist, the man really knows how to tell a story.
Edit: also, Matt Taibbi over at Rolling Stone finally published the sequel to his epic "Vampire Squid" story about the massive wrongdoings of the banking sector, and Goldman Sachs in particular. I haven't read it yet, but the last one was one of the most outrageous things I have read in the last 30 years. Truly epic shit.
Jon Stewart Goes on Epic Smackdown - Fuck All Y'all!
“The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money”
-- Matt Taibbi
The same thing could be said about J.P. Morgan.
Oldboy - American version trailer - Redband
It's fairly obvious from the trailer that they ARE deviating from the original story with this film. Which I don't mind considering knowing the twists would make watching this version pointless.
As long as they can keep the story engaging and the action visceral this could turn out a good watch. Even if Josh Brolin doesn't eat any live squid.
Failed robbery attempt in Venezuela
Thnx a lot guys I'm going with what barseps says this is a thief who's trying to rob someone so it is justice and surely no snuff!! And what do you see exactly?? It could have been fake also.
And chingalera gives comments sometimes that are too harsh and downvotes too quickly. I know you can downvote but my opinion is that if you don't like something just leave it because they have put in time in those sifts also even if you don't like them.And what about the squids and frogs that they eat alive is that snuff too then ???
greets Bjornenlinda
16-plane fly-by of USS Ronald Reagan
Yes, yes, but mostly a grind-How fondly do you recall knowing that port comes after just 77 more days at sea? Glad you made it back, squidly!
Heeeeey that's my ship! The grass is greener side of me is saying: "ah good times. good times."
Star Trek Into Darkness - International Trailer
Yo antman-was playing a game where you try to anticipate the next embedded video on the Videosift that geeks use to get votes and search for it here to try to beat my best time- Found this one on Laughing Squid and then found the ant's embed.
Try and beat 89 mins, my best time so far! Thanks ANT!
Japan- Live frog sushi
At first I thought it would be something like the dancing squid video, you know this one http://videosift.com/video/The-dancing-squid-dish-from-Japan.
Ahh morals are a nice thing, I'm ok with the squid but disgusted with the frog.
First Ever Footage of a Giant Squid in its Natural Habitat
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/giant-squid-filmed-in-pacific-depths-japan-scientists/story-fn5fsgyc-1226549202804
They can grow to 10+ meters.
First Ever Footage of a Giant Squid in its Natural Habitat
I don't know how I'd feel sitting in one of those small immersibles face-to-face with a creature big and strong enough to take on most of the fish in the sea and has the intelligence to evade and outsmart man so well.
There is only one creture that can best this Squid - the Sperm Whale. (occationaly teams of sharks)
Overly Attached Computer
>> ^moodonia:
I bought a SATA3 SSD recently for my OS/programs/couple of games and its well worth it. Power on to usable desktop in Windows 7 in less than 10 seconds. Still keep a RAID array of conventional disks for mass storage.
It really is a good upgrade for old computers, anything with a SATA port should show a big improvement over a HDD even if the SATA controller is only SATA1. In my experience they are backward compatible, they should just run at the lower speed of the controller .
Nice to see OAG making some squids out of her internet fame, she seems to be making the most of it, good for her.
Youre experience may vary, check with your PC manufacturer
Try RAIDing a bunch of SSDs. The time dilation effects are a bit nauseating though.