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MOM WITH 3 BABIES GETS BLESSED BY STRANGER!

newtboy says...

Did he just quote Mr Rogers!?

Skeptical (never even saw or heard babies), but I want to believe this could be real….and that she didn’t max out the card and get in a hit and run. 😂

That wasn’t very nice

newtboy says...

My dad liked to play “kill the kid” where if he caught me walking in the road he would drive at me at 15-20mph, I would jump on the hood, he would hit the breaks so I rolled off, then he would drive off. He said it was to see what the neighbors would do, but he did it at our ranch with no neighbors to see more than once, so…..
Call it a prank, inappropriate joking, fun between a dad and his weird kid, or serious child abuse, it sure beat how my brother treated me…but yes, it left multiple scars I can still see 45 years later…they’re not the only ones. Growing up in Texas in the 70s was dangerous.
Nobody ever said anything. I know some of the neighbors and my mother saw him do it. That’s way scarier and more scaring than the car coming at me.
(Side note- Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t trying to get me!)

cloudballoon said:

Carrying a bit of cynicism is a good thing in general, as long as it doesn't fall into paranoia. I'm all for siblings & peers pranking each other, but coming from parents... that's a bit much. It leaves scars.

Christmas truce of December 1914

Transforming the Ordinary into Awe with Prop Manipulation

Brian Cox Reveals Betelgeuse's Supernova Countdown!

noims says...

Firstly, Brian Cox did not feature in the video, from what I saw.

Secondly, it said that he predicted it would go supernova in the next 2 weeks. I believe there is no way he said that. Please prove me wrong.

Thirdly it said we might be able to see the supernova from Earth with the naked eye. Yes. We can see the star, therefore we'll be able to see the bright explosion.

Fourthly, I just couldn't watch such awful auto-generated content for that another 10 minutes. I skipped through and judged it bad enough to downvote. I don't usually do that, but I feel it wouldn't stop talking me into it. Sorry.

bobknight33 (Member Profile)

newtboy says...

Love it….great move…go full racist and call millions of Puerto Rican voters “garbage” and all Latinos “mass breeders who don’t pull out, they cum inside, just like they did our country”, then double, triple, quadruple down and more with every speaker being overtly disgustingly racist in a warm up for the racist rapist in chief.

EDIT: TURNS OUT THEY HAD FULL COPIES OF EVERY SPEECH AND JOKE TOLD AND CUT SOME WHERE HE CALLED HARRIS A CUNT BUT OK’D CALLING PUERTO RICANS GARBAGE AND LATINOS BABY MAKERS THAT DON’T PULL OUT THEY CUM INSIDE…YOUR COUNTRY AND JOKED ABOUT CARVING WATERMELONS WITH THE BLACK FOR TRUMP. ALL FULLY APPROVED, AS WAS CALLING HARRIS THE LITERAL DEVIL, AND MANY OTHER SLURS AND RACIST COMMENTS AND TROPES.

Yes, you fucking morons, there are about 6 million Puerto Ricans living in America, legally, not a single illegal immigrant from Puerto Rico is in the USA, not one, because they are citizens you morons, and they vote!
There are enough in Florida, over 1 million, to turn even it deep blue….and they are ALL PISSED!
There are 300000 Puerto Ricans and 600000 Latinos in Pennsylvania…way more than Biden won by.
Do you really think he can afford almost 6 million extra votes for Harris, because that’s what his Maddison Square Garden event (and years of totally undeniable constant racism against Puerto Ricans and Latinos in general) earns him.

Then Elon’s outreach to women is literally to say “America can’t have a cunt for a president”.

Good job. The Nazi rally killed any slim chance he had left and tainted the entire party as horrifically racist fascists in the most public way at the worst time. Another violent coup is now the only shot, and the national guard and army aren’t on your team.

I’m certain you saw nothing wrong with the speeches, or the venue, or with Trump now wearing Proud Boys colors… that’s because you are a racist.

Maggots have started firebombing ballot drop boxes because you are losing so badly, at least 2 so far.
In Redding a maggot landlord was stupid enough to brag about stealing 4 of his tenant’s ballots and voting for Trump on all 4. He’s been fired and is under investigation for vote fraud…he could (should) get 12 years.

Exit polling is 62%-33%!

PS- shocking news reported that Elon violated his student visa by working instead of going to school. Deport that illegal alien back to Africa now and seize all of his illegally gained assets and cancel any government contracts, he’s an illegal alien! You can’t do business with him in any way.

It’s falling apart around you.

newtboy (Member Profile)

James Priest - Electric Sex Machine

noims says...

Hey, I just looked in the mirror and there he was lookin' right back. 😎

Bastard was behind me. I never saw him coming.

(Yes, I know what I said)

BSR said:

Wait a GD minute. I didn't see no "Sex machine"

Democrat, The party for Degenerates

newtboy says...

DOWNVOTE THIS BLATANT HOMOPHOBIC LIE


How many kids do you see on the street?
I saw zero kids because this was a blocked off adults only area of the adult event, like it always is. https://sfpride.org/rootofpride

Conversely, MAGA loves to involve children in their abusive sex acts and protect those who do like these (and thousands more)…

326 Larry Cotton, conservative Evangelical pastor covered up Andy Savage’s crime

327 Alex Jones, right-wing conspiracist, sexual harassment, groping, racism. Did I miss this because I skip anything with his name because he’s a fantasist?

328 Wm F Buckley admiring FOX News reporter James Rosen - sexual harassment

329 Right-wing former actor Scott Baio, sexual assault saved by statute of limitations

330 Republican district attorney candidate Seth Carey stalking and harassment of ex-girlfriend, unwanted sexual advances

331 Republican Sheriff Craig Rowland opened the door for a lot more rapists by saying rape kit legislation is not needed as "The majority of our rapes that are called in are actually consensual sex.”

332 Republican Rep. David Byrd inappropriate contact with three underage students.

333 Frank Hughes high school had students wear shirts promoting child-molesting Rep. David Byrd on a state capitol field trip.

334 Kenny West, Chief of Staff of GOP Representative Mark Meadows - sexual harassment

335 Republican Representative Mark Meadows was censured for protecting his aide after accusations of sexual harassment and continuing to employ him.
336 Colorado State Senator Larry Crowder - Sexual harassment of female senate colleague https://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/02/09/sexually-harassment-larry-crowder-susan-lontine/

337 Colorado State Senator Jack Tate will not seek reelection due to sexual harassment complaint by intern though the allegation of leering & making comments about her appearance is believed to be true, they do not amount to sexual harassment according to GOP leadership https://www.denverpost.com/2018/03/29/jack-tate-sexual-harassment-letter/

338 State Representative Ritch Workman - sexual misconduct

339 Clint Reed, Sen. Marco Rubio’s Chief of Staff, improper conduct

340 Iowa State Senator Bill Dix fired party’s Communication Director for reporting sexual harassment, then resigned after caught on film kissing a lobbyist

341 Louisiana Sec of State Tom Schedler resigned, taxpayers paid to settle sexual harassment suit

342 MS State Representative John Moore resigned - sexual harassment

343 Trump White House speechwriter David Sorensen resigned after allegations of domestic violence by his ex-wife

344 MN State Rep. Rod Hamilton (R) stripped of chairmanship when accused of inappropriate touching by a woman https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/minnesota-goper-stripped-chairmanship-accused-inappropriate-touching-sex-abuse-activist/

345 Conservative celebrity priest famed for shepherding conversions of Gingrich, Brownback, Kudlow and others was a groper. https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/celebrity-priest-was-a-groper-c-john-mccloskey/

346 Samuel Pimm, GOP consultant, Ben Carson campaign, found guilty of groping woman on a plane, she tells flight attendant The guy next to me is feeling me up." https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/former-us-republican-party-consultant-guilty-of-groping-woman-on-plane-to-heathrow-a3904976.html

347 Former IL GOP State Rep John Anthony - groping https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/ex-ill-rep-fired-from-govt-job-for-groping-women-at-xmas-party/

348 Brian Ellis, GOP Member of PA House of Representatives, accused of drugging and raping a woman. https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/01/pa-state-rep-facing-sexual-assault-allegation-dauphin-county-das-office-is-leading-investigation.html

349 Erick Bennett who challenged Susan Collins in the Maine GOP primary was convicted of domestic violence which he thought was a good reason to vote for him. https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/erick-bennett-of-maine-vote-for-me-for-senate-because-i-was-convicted-of-domestic-violence.html

350 Trump Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta made an illegal plea deal protecting Jeffrey Epstein, a nonprosecution agreement for someone accused of raping underage girls and sex trafficking. Is protecting sexual predators itself an offense? I think so. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226577419.html

An Unfortunate Nameing Accident

noims says...

I remember being a junior coder in a place that prefixed variable names with their type. I had an often-checked boolean (bol) variable that said whether an OCX control was loaded, and feeling grumpy one day I just called it bolOcx. It made me smile each time I saw it, and my co-workers appreciated it too.

When the project was done the client asked to inspect the source code. I like to think they noticed it and saw the funny side of it, but I was definitely nervous handing it over.

bremnet said:

"Unintentional"? ... and they laughed and laughed. Now get back to work.

See You On The Other Side

bobknight33 (Member Profile)

newtboy says...

#TrumpPedoFiles is trending everywhere thanks to his prominence in the recently released Epstein files…(second only to #project2025 which is a poison pill for the campaign that cannot distance itself from its own unpopular platform written by the Trump campaign staff.)
…not surprising since they called each other “partners in crime” and saw each other daily all through the 90s and first half of the 2000s …but sure, he didn’t know (except he did say he knew “Epstein liked them YOUNG” and “we have similar tastes in women.”, and was seen and filmed partying with 13 year old unchaperoned girls at private parties with just him, Epstein, and little girls and other parties with 13 year old girls and multiple elderly lecherous pedophilic men.)

Also google “Trump and Katie Johnson”. Her sworn statement still stands, read it, it has never been retracted or in any way contradicted, it comes with mountains of corroborating evidence and statements from multiple witnesses, and is a wholly believable, physically corroborated, absolutely horrific recounting of child sex abuse perpetrated by the legally adjudicated rapist Donald John Trump.

Beverly Hills Cop Trailer

"So here's a clip of Al meeting Michael Jackson ... sort of"

noims says...

Definitely fake news. I saw an extremely precise and accurate film about Weird Al (Weird: The Al Yankovic Story) that categorically proves that Al wrote the song and Jackson stole it. It's on film so it must be true! Definitely check it out if you get a chance.

(that last sentence is true; the rest too, obviously, but the last sentence is truer)



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