I have a new found respect for Quagmire.

>> ^Abel_Prisc:
Davidraine, I think you're exactly right. Seth MacFarlane has said many times that Brian's character is completely based on him, so I'm fairly sure this is a reflection on how he sees himself.


Or, even more hilarious, the way one of his writers sees him.

Right on thanks you learn something new everyday....

In reply to this comment by FNORDcinco:
Its mirrored to trick the youtube copyright bots...

It works! until you link it...somewhere like videosift

>> ^davidraine:
Whenever I heard "Brian" I replaced it with "Seth MacFarlane" in my head and all of a sudden this was much funnier.


Brian IS Seth. Everything Seth ever wants to say gets said through Brian. Watch any episode and you'll see.

>> ^deathcow:
way overrated

Is it? Or do you just not like it?

>> ^KnivesOut:
That hit pretty close to home. I'm going down to the soup-kitchen.
Not really.


Instead, let's complain about big business and religion!

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Quagmire: Not a Furry.

>> ^NordlichReiter:
Put the president in a C-130, give him flak jacket, a pot, and a M-1 Carbine. Strap his ass to the ready line, and then boot his ass out of the bay. Let him float down into a hot landing zone.
Then, maybe, they will think twice about starting wars.
I'll give Obama credit though, he did turn down all proposed plans of attack for A-stan.
The fighting in that quagmire is very similar to Vietnam men at forward fire bases not being able to leave their bunkers. Then going out on patrols and walking through a village full of VC, er, Taliban, er wait.. Civilians?
The soviets couldn't do it, and neither can we.


Your view only holds though if war is always the absolute worst option available. That means that the world would be better if the allies had chosen not to go to war in Europe and it was still presumably under Nazi rule today...

War is terrible, sometimes our world is so screwed up though that not going to war is even worse. Your free to ignore that reality, but try to hold off on cheap shots against the people that have to recognize and deal with that reality.

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Put the president in a C-130, give him flak jacket, a pot, and a M-1 Carbine. Strap his ass to the ready line, and then boot his ass out of the bay. Let him float down into a hot landing zone.

Then, maybe, they will think twice about starting wars.

I'll give Obama credit though, he did turn down all proposed plans of attack for A-stan.

The fighting in that quagmire is very similar to Vietnam men at forward fire bases not being able to leave their bunkers. Then going out on patrols and walking through a village full of VC, er, Taliban, er wait.. Civilians?

The soviets couldn't do it, and neither can we.

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Wow, Quagmire is quite the engineer. Giggity!

Hilariously disgusting!

It could be that he learned the technique from Quagmire: http://www.videosift.com/video/Family-Guy-Quagmire-discovers-Internet-Porn

Or.. he only ate a HALF can of spinach. If he ate the whole can, then both arms would have bust out Popeye style.

I don't expect you to answer all of the questions that I asked. It is enough that you read them.

I will stop being a wind bag and try to focus for the sake of simplification. I will also try to stop assuming what you believe.

Do you believe that there is a God with a consciousness, separate from humans?
And it has the power to manipulate matter and energy at will?
And it cares about human morality?
And tries to communicate with humans?

Do you believe in the existence of heaven and hell as places that exist where souls go when you die?

"Everybody gets to interpret scripture how they want to," and then proceed to interpret The Bible as YOU want to, in order to make a point." - Do you believe in a literal reading of the Bible or do you believe it needs to be interpreted? If you believe the Bible can be interpreted, how do you know which interpretation is correct? How can you know which interpretation God would want?

“they obviously don't understand Jesus Christ AT ALL” – Explain Jesus to me.

Please read Matthew 15:1-28. What do the following verses from this passage tell us about Jesus?

Verse 16
Verse 24
Verse 26
Verse 28


In reply to this comment by thepinky:
I don't even know where to start replying to your many comments. Do you seriously want me to justify my claim that religion should promote tolerance and reason with scripture? I could do it, but it would take me hours to explain all of doctrine to you. I have indeed both read and studied The Bible on my own, in over five religious courses and one secular, and in two courses at the university level. I am traveling to Jerusalem in January to further study The Old and New Testaments. I am not one of those people who think that you can prove anything about The Bible by quoting a few scriptures. I have no desire to argue with a person who makes points that I have already made (as if I disagree with you about them), and who answers with essays that don't even seem to be a direct rebuttal for me, but for all of Christianity. It annoys me when people assume things about what I believe, and it further annoys me when you say things like, "That is the problem. Everybody gets to interpret scripture how they want to," and then proceed to interpret The Bible as you want, in order to make a point. You can't dismiss biblical interpretation as arbitrary and then make definitive statements about how it supports slavery, torture, forcing women to marry their brothers-in-law, etc. That's just ridiculous.

I hope that I don't sound too hostile. I have a very fiery temperament, but I assure you that it's all in good fun and that I do appreciate your comments and enjoy heated discussions. I think that you are an intelligent person and that you made good points, but what am I supposed to do with that quagmire that you gave me, honestly? I don't have that kind of time nor stamina.