i love pro tips ! ! !

thank you so much physical metallic metal thing that ports into non physical coded stuff. Siftbot is neo in a sense.

... Is this the matrix ? is this website the filter for the matrix bibliography? ?

We were introduced to the matrix by THEIR terms, and now all these things lead up to now. i WILL GO to sleep waiting to wake up in a slab of fluid choking on a robotic stem.

Pro tip: You can *promote your own videos, just not *doublepromote.

It's AAAAAAAAAA-LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Best carbonara recipe you'll ever need. Just be careful with the parsley not to burn it (pro-tip).

*promote

BTW Pro-tip:

Stick 5 or 6 tums under your tongue
Take bets
Profit

Pro-tip - while on a floating bridge, don't let a huge heavy truck pass by.

Pro-tip: Don't click on videos with the words "Harlem Shake" in them.
Easy.

"CON LOS TERRORISTAS!"

This is the oldest trick in The book. Pro tip for young men in America: Youth night at the church is an EXCELLENT source for ass. Truth.

I used to watch lava from Kilauea drain into the ocean near my house. It was pretty amazing, but you had to stay away from the steam because it was toxic. Pro tip; don't walk on lava rocks with your sandals.

>> ^chingalera:

Down Voting once again, smug, obnoxious Cenk banter.....The guys a choad


Upvoting to combat the hypocrite vote. Pro tip: when criticizing someone, it is best not to be exactly all of the things you accuse them of being.

That video was 47 seconds too long. (pro tip: skip ahead to 0:47)

Magnet Pro Tip #134

If you leave the house and forget to bring those notes that are on the fridge back home, just swallow a handful of very strong rare earth magnets and stick the notes to your abdomen with other magnets! Haha, you'll never forget those "must remember notes" again.

But wait! Feel like you need to have your kid's fingerpaintings handy, use more magnets to stick those to you as well! The possibilitie are endless!

>> ^critical_d:
Remember when magnets were simply used to hold shit to the front of the fridge????
Ahh...the good old days.

Pro tip: you need to drink those beers in order left, right, left, right to avoid your stagger gettin' all one sided and landing you in a bush

Amazing how all the bystanders just stand by. Pro tip: When you hear gunshots, hit the deck or at least take a step away from the line of fire... or at least look around to see where the shots are coming from!

love how they "censor" that scene in glee, even though you can clearly tell what it is. I see that double standard a lot in censorship. They hide certain bits of it, but you see enough of it so instead of saying "whew glad I missed those parts" its "hrm...what was I missing out on? I wish to know more"

And that's where censoring fails. You give power to that which makes you uncomfortable. It's so bad...YOU MUST CENSOR IT!! Which just encourages people further to view the censorship. It has the opposite effect. Same goes for boycotting. If you boycott something, odds are you're just going to make it more popular as it's just free press.

Here's a pro tip:

1. You don't have a right to not be offended.

2. If something bothers you, don't give it power over you. Seeing these things that bother you does not validate or endorse them any way. Announcing that you're offended and that you MUST remove the offending bits just announces to the world what honks you off and gives people power over you as they now know how to manipulate you.

3. If you're teaching your kids, step up and do your fucking job as a parent and educate your kids instead of hiding it from them. If this "education" has any merits to it, it will stick on it's own.

My standard is absolute as well. Any deity that would command it's people to do evil things in the name of order (as opposed to 'good') is evil...

God's old testament law is not about being good, it's about following the rules. Even if the rules are inherently evil (ownership and (mis)treatment of slaves for example).

Your charactisation of your god is as a slave master who demands absolute obedience, not as a loving father protecting his flock... Further, god changes his mind on the punishment and decides suddenly that the one must sacrifice for the all... Sin didn't disappear, but all the drastic measures you claim are needed to combat it sure did. Mebbe he finally woke up to the fact that commanding people to commit atrocities is.. ya know, WRONG... Gee, convenient for those born AD right? X D

How about you SB? If your god commanded it would you stone your child to death for talking back?

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/children.html

Yeah, your god is loving and kind... Like Idi Amin or Pol Pot was... If any human did what god ordered back then, we would condemn them.. Sharia law and all that right? Pro tip, if us flawed humans can see that something is morally wrong, how can the almighty not?

>> ^shinyblurry:

The proof that you're not is that you give no regard to the sin itself. You are using a relative standard to judge his crime, whereas God uses an absolute standard. There is no such thing as a minor sin in Gods eyes. God is holy and His standard is moral perfection. Moral perfection is what God calls good, and everything short of that is evil. He has also ordained the death penalty for all sin.
Neither was the crime itself picking up sticks. The actual crime was rebellion. It is not a minor thing to break Gods law, which the man knew full well he was doing. God punished Him not only for rebellion, but also as a public example to the rest of Israel that His laws were to be taken seriously. You have to remember that the Jews were His chosen people, and that they had entered into a covenant with God willingly. They agreed to follow His laws and adhere to His standards, and His standard was that they would be holy as He is holy. This meant that they would obey His law unceasingly with no exceptions. They also agreed with God that if they did not obey His law, they would incur the penalties He laid out.
I will agree that stoning is a particularly harsh punishment, but while you don't think the punishment fits the crime, that is because you don't understand how bad sin really is. Consider for a moment that what I said earlier is true, that one sin led to all of the madness that we see in the world today. If you can comprehend that, maybe you'll start to get the idea why God would use such a punishment as a deterrent.
You say there is no way a loving God would ever do that, to which I reply, that a loving God would do everything possible, including invoking extremely harsh punishments, to prevent as much sin as possible and protect His creation from the greatest amount of harm. To not take extreme measures against sin would actually be a point against Him, and not for Him.