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From The Other 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time
http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-other-100-best-movie-quotes-of-all-time.php

100. “I love my dead gay son. —Heathers
99. “Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death
98. “Tell your girlfriend to shut up before I fuckstart her head.” —The Way of the Gun
97. “How am I not myself?” — I Heart Huckabees
96. “Welcome to Debbie Country.” — Singles
95. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”- - Zoolander
94. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap
93. “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers
92. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman
91. “Back and to the left.” — JFK
90. “No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth
89. “That’s bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?” — Coming to America
88. “It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius
87. “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!” — Blazing Saddles
86. “No dice, soldier.” —Brick
85. “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian
84. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck
83. “Do you concur?” “Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!” — Catch Me If You Can
82. “The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.” — Biloxi Blues
81. “Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” — Spinal Tap
80. “My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding
79. “Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” — Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
78. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo
77. “I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.” —Victor/Victoria
76. “Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On
75. “What’s a nubian?” — Chasing Amy
74. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars
73. “You’ve got red on you.” — Shaun of the Dead
72. “I touched the earth, and he loved me back.” — Secretary
71. “Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover
70. “This pile of shit has a thousand eyes.” — Stand By Me
69. “Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day.” —White Mischief
68. “She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.” — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
67. “I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles
66. “It’s a veg-e-ta-ble.” —My Blue Heaven
65. “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games
64. “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank
63. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction
62. “Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.” — Goodfellas
61. “Wolfman has nards!” — Monster Squad
60. “He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona
59. “Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.” — High Anxiety
58. “Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles
57. “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs
56. “Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You
55. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” — American Psycho
54. “I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface
53. “I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman
52. “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham
51. “We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven
50. “I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection
49. “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead
48. “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy
47. “Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums
46. “That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity
45. “I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash
44. “Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club
43. “This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World
42. “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies
41. “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma
40. “They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman
39. “Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn
38. “I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs
37. “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead
36. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
35. “We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity
34. “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse
33. “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
32. “Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham
31. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove
30. “Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski
29. “If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven
28. “He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue
27. “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski
26. “Meet me in Montauk.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
25. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” — Heathers
24. “That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” - The Apartment
23. “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock
22. “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs
21. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
20. “People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes
19. “Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer
18. “I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski
17. “The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous
16. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman
15. “My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall
14. “The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
13. “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous
12. “SQUIRREL!” — Up
11. “Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane
10. “Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride
9. “I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity
8. “My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club
7. “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot
6. “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk
5. “Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters
4. “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption
3. “I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead
2. “Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
1. “It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance

Tags for this video have been changed from 'brand nubian, word, bond, sadat x, jamal, grand puba, east coast' to 'brand nubian, word, bond, sadat x, jamar, grand puba, east coast' - edited by paul4dirt

One day when I was ridin' on the train I seen these two kids talkin'
about the Nubian reign had fallen.
I didn't say nothin' cuz these kids caught my goat,
even wore my coat like a murder that they wrote.
So this kid with mouth swagger 'n I'll blaze the cloak and dagger
so I gotta show Dukes the macho lot that I am.
I can rock a jam, make the world drop ham,
oh yes, I'm the bad man, and bad men wear black.
And if it comes to droppin' bombs, yo, I'm with that.
Though I can freak, fly, floow, fuck up a faggot.
Don't understand their ways I ain't down with gays.
You wanna grab the style that was made from my mom and my dad,
when I was young I used to run with a notepad.
Then dimes knew and somehow I knew that I was bad to the bone...
black prodigy since the age of twen-ty.
I could write a rhyme, rip it up and write a next one,
right on the spot, sign my name with a dot.
Diamond D threw me some smooth shit, Bronx crowd roar.
Stick up your wack jam, everybody hit the floor.
Okay it's you, Slim, the hard rock of the pack,
don't wanna kneel to the brothers, you must be holin'.
Bust some shit in his chest, now his whole body's swollen.
Why did I have to do it? He asked for it.
His man saw it, so it don't mean shit to me.
He's gone, that's how it's supposed to be....check it out now.
I ain't goin' out, man that short shit is dead,
have you heard what I said? If not, ask the dread.
He got a can and that's bad...similar to the one that I got from my own dad.

Your punk ass'll be grass quick fast like my name was flash
when a nigga try and rob me for my cash.
You thought you had a sweet vic, a nice pick,
but you didn't anticipate that I might be sick.
Now who's the trick, cuz I'm not a up. (No, no-no-no!)
I always do the fuckin', just might do the buckin'.
I leave my Nikes stuck in your rectum, till you learn
Brand Nubian, yo, you gotta respect 'em.
Dissect 'em, yo, our word is bond regardless.
To my what, and do the Puma strut.
So step the fuck off, before I punch you in your face,
with the mothafuckin' bass!
Then you're gonna taste blood in your mouth, it's gonna flood south
to the ground, and you're gonna know I don't fuck around.
So if you think you had two soft newjacks,
we're gonna have to off you with a few cracks
to the jaw and you won't pop that shit no more.
Explainin' to your friends why you're layin' on the floor.
Did you want some more? I didn't think so.
Just got whipped like a faggot in the clink, so
I suggest you take your bloody mess and find a piece of wire,
fix your broken jaw, then it's time to retire.
Lord Jamar will live long, cuz I give strong blows the heads of my foes.
Dread flows, gives me power as it grows.
Watch how rass-cladda you catch the speed knot,
heed not, and hell will be your home,
Lord Jamar, Sadat, as we swell your dome.

Whenever ya hear the piece of the track, peace to the black
peeps on the streets with the beats in the jeeps
Comin back in '94 with the raw that's against the law
It's the G-O-D, my delivery is C-O-D
Word is bond and bond is life
We got it goin on tonight, don't nobody wanna fight
they wanna see a tight show where some brothers might go for broke
Utilisin the effects of the smoke
More cash to smash to make the blunt last
Fill it with hash til it pass, don't even ask in the Flat'
Put ass in a grip, flags is half-mast
Somebody must've passed, we're makin your ass drip into the stands
Fold my cash at last, my task to teach the class
and receive somethin more than brass is a blast
Make a brother work hard, long and fast......

Dreadlock, I send a rock from my block
Clock wax like crack, samplin from old stacks
That's where the soul's at, in this whole rap universe
We kick the funky tunes with a burst
Sun, moon and star, *?Sunbumba?* Jamar
To get me in the flow, now I'm read' to go
Set to show, everybody in the party that we're nice
wit out sippin on Bacardi and ice
The southpaw, ask your ma, I be the shinin star
No matter who you are, no matter who you are
I'll rape the tape, drop along in interstate
wit weight, wipe the slate and, mob the gate
And by fakin I'll avoid the court date, no legal aid
Everything's paid, while courts are tyraid
If the money ain't made, talkin millions
but spendin penny's and gettin cheap shoes from Kenny's

Now let's take time out to say peace to the GODs (PEACE)
Bust how I release cos this beat is hard
We be the squad from raw-taught to rule
Take a thought to the top now I drop the jewel
I push the Cadillac DeVille and still we real
I drive a garbage truck and not give a ........
I need to earn a buck four-a-year
I'm thru with buyin wild gear
Just somethin I can wear, somethin fly when I'm there
Well now we're here to take the gold and the cash 'fore the bill fold
I told their ass to chill and they're still cold
Frozen cos they're not amongst the chosen one
Sun shines like a beacon, similar to Howard Speake
As I receive the mic for the last time, I clear up your past crime
All felonies can go, as long as you know
Brand Nubian will stand, without the use of a band
We always work with a plan

NUMBER ONE BABY, C'moooooooon Seven!!!!!

[choggie has never had a number one vid(2 years)], and David Spates' contribution doin' it would simply make my world-I may finally be able to meet one of my anti-heroes....PAUL MOONEY!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Mooney_(comedian)

David Spates gotta see this shit, heyah!.....buncha crackers showin' out for the real.....Nubian Supremacy!! Black Power an' shit!!!!! Tig Bittles and BGB!! FTW!!!!!

She wasn't black??...Neither was Liz....this film blows-I hate this film-Cleopatra was not Colbert, or Taylor-she was THE Nubian Uber-bitch that took Rome to the brink of insanity-and all of Hollywood can't hold a candle to what that stone-cold, black, hoyden did....Cleopatra Jones....now THAT was a good flick!!

oh yeah, and another thing, like I was telling another user...

"I like the infant baby Christmas Jesus better-maybe she had a better attitude than the box-office Quaalude of the time-Mankiewicz shoulda' used a negress...a Nubian princess from W.Hollywood, who had never been inna film....but he was Just anyother Hollywood Jew, drunk on pussy.But what do I know about casting-and for the that matter, What the fuck do YOU know about Jessica Alba??!!! Greeks are some dark motherfuckers, and their women look way better than Liz did after 25-Liz dogged-out quick, faster than a Latina goes abuelita..."

love how they used them darkies all dressed like savages, (oooh, the word savages is as politically incorrect nowadays to the same people who cringe at the word nigger when printed regardless of the context..(otherwise known as self-righteous DUMBASSES ) but the first woman that comes out has pasties all over her titties, happens to be some bitch-asss white woman, who the the director has been bangin' all along, along with the black girls in the same un-credited crew, who never got in front of a camera, ceptn' au privae ...too many problems. back when mooovies were epic....."Hello!?" ROMANS SHOWED ALL KINNA SKIN, BLACK TITTIES INCLUDED!!!

This film blows chunks, in many more ways than one.....

[-This just in, Jessica Alba To Wed Tiger Woods after allegations that their Elizabeth Taylor-looking love child, has black lips and jet black palms, and is now host of the multi-million dollar sensation, the Fuck n' Golf Channel, who just today hit the Nazdack, with record numbers for a first run....]

"... There's no such thing as a good gun. There's no such thing as a bad gun. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a very dangerous thing. A gun in the hands of a good person is no danger to anyone except the bad guys. ..."

Cults: Saying No Under Pressure (1991)Narrator-you should like that therealblankman

He wrote and directed Antony and Cleopatra (1972).....if that had been Robert De Niro???.....He'd a cast a black woman in Cleo's roll.....When, oh when, are they going to make a Cleopatra film with a Nubian??? WHEN!!!!??? DAMN DIRTY HAIRLESS APES!!

The Last Man on Earth is Not Alone......

smibbos right.Folks with more melanin have more beautiful skin. poor, pathetic uber white folks....the sun is yer enemy, and our nostrils and lips are too goddamn narrow, too!! ( Best no worse for the wear grannies in here were the Nubians.....poor cracker..all the Dove in the world won't save you from the ravages of time-

mmmmmm Angela Bassett-hey discrimination worries be damned, all these gals have Nubian blood and genes, that's just a cold hard fact-also, lookit the ratio of Black to non-blacks in the collective worldwide movie industry.....

ok bighaid, here's it inna nutshell-
Most idiot sticks from the last couple of generations, have racism all fucked up- They seem to think that the simple use of a word in the lexicon, or the mention of some colloquialism or vernacular, the simple act of speaking it, warrants a racist label.

If I write the word nigger, or chink, or frog, the flags go up, the alarms go off, in their finite, tunnel-reality minds, and they recoil, disassociate and distance themselves from the perpetrator, and cry "RACISM!!", from their insulated, enlightened mountain top, because of course, they have no "isms" they deal with, their viewpoints and sensibilities being the most progressive, humane, etc, etc, barf my guts out.

This woman, iMHO, knows she has a gift-she is as funny as the best comedians in the world, and has missed her calling, wasting time on access Atlanta..(incidentally, I called the station, wanting to speak with this Nubian goddess, and get her books, and auto =graph, hell, buy her dinner and talk about vagina power, till we were both high on truth-)

She may or may not be genuine, there is more research needed-

BIGHEAD, your comment about some folks in Chicago who make fun???-Assholes who cannot appreciate the wealth that people, other than their own, their family, dumb-ass friends, etc., are easy to spot-I don't know why you don't find Alexis funny, enlightening, etc., you probly' do not have a history around black folks...(to write or say African-American, borders on abhorrent for this sifter, because it is contrived newspeak bullshit, the cultural ejaculations of as twisted of induviduals as any KKK lifetime members) so you don't laugh, because you either have no sense of humor, no cultural experiences outside your comfortable tunnel-reality, or, you are a racist, posing as some holier-than-thou, progressive-or, all these observations could be wrong, and I am an Irishman, who takes offence at the word "CRAZY" and "IRISH", in the same sentence-What's in your :accustomed to" wallet???

One of my favorite lines from a comedian, Paul Mooney, (look him up) is from a response to his brand of high-comedy-

I paraphrase, this god among men-
"You don't want me to say nigger?? White folks invented the word and they don't want me to say it, ain't that a bitch!!??-I say nigger a hundred times every morning, it makes my teeth white, "nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger.....Nigger!!!"

Now-I am a white American male-and there are no doubt some out there reading this who think that I am a racist, and guess what???/ That is THEIR problem, not mine, knee-grow!!!

....Ricella Condilla......if she doesn't scare ya', no Nubian willa...

first thing that pops when thinking of Condy....Androdgenous Annunaki....Reptillian. She plays the piano like a computer...

Uhhhh, Cleopatra was nubian, probly' tar-baby black and beautiful, and Genghis Kahn was no idiot....and Jesus had nappy hair and melanin, too.......

Must concur, it is the booty, courtesy of the Nubian influence of conquerers and errd, that shapes mankind's spirit of keepin' on truckin'!