This.

In reply to this comment by antonye:
*quality trolling

Thank you so much for the quality!!

That doesn't really sound like Morgan Freeman. It sounds like someone doing an impression to me... besides, I could never believe that Morgan'd be so dense. Still funny though. Especially the "shit down your pants" line

In reply to this comment by messenger:
There are plenty of people who simply cannot tell when they're being messed with, like some people with autism can't tell when you're being sarcastic.

*promote the Dick Dukem.>> ^charliem:

Is this for real? Noone can be this fucking mentally retarded...surely.....this has to be viral...


Thank you so much for the promote!!

There are plenty of people who simply cannot tell when they're being messed with, like some people with autism can't tell when you're being sarcastic.

*promote the Dick Dukem.>> ^charliem:

Is this for real? Noone can be this fucking mentally retarded...surely.....this has to be viral...

Yeah, take that Will Smith and Oprah. God forbid you guys can become superstars and multi-millionaires. You have to "stay genuine", and never change, even if it means staying dirt poor or mediocre. Conforming to some vague notion of "blackness" is more important than personal achievement.

And fuck Obama too, and Ursula Burns, and any other black person with talent, drive and determination, who happens to have charisma and appeals to other races. And god forbid someone undergoes personal transformation and change to succeed, especially in a society where the chips are stacked against them on day 1. No, it's better to know one's place.

Yeah, Barack, Ursula, Will and Oprah, even though you guys are actually transforming what it means to be african american and black by kicking down barriers, so that black kids can feel they can do anything and be anyone, FUCK YOU.

Will, you should still be rapping about Philly with the other ol' skool rappers on tour on the c-circuit. Oprah, you should still be doing "who's the father!!" shows and competing with Jerry Springer and Maury. Ursula, wasn't middle management enough? And Barack my man, you did much more good as a community organizer.

C, your premise and line of thinking is ridiculous. Can you explain to me what role is acceptable for a black man? You castigate Will Smith for being weak then complain about Samuel Jackson and Denzel Washington? These guys aren't flava flav for gods sake.

Please forgive me for not seeing your sarcasm, if that's what this is. >> ^chingalera:

When it comes right down to it, who really gives a fuck why Will Smith back-slapped a reporter, or why the reporter decided to kiss him. All that really matters is that Will Smith, one of the whitest black men in America, will never get any revenue from me, as I plan to download the film from many of my friends around the world who won;t shed a tear when Hollywood dies.
He can join the other list of sell-out negroes in Hollywood who have taken the $Bait$ and become masters of a weak stereotypical representation of the African-American male.
There's the ultimate hero negro: Denzel Washington, Jim Brown, (AKA, The Victim of Society Negro
The Superhero Negro: Wesley Snipes, Samuel L. Jackson, Laurence Fishburne
The Historical Hero negro Cuba Gooding Jr., Denzel Washington, Will Smith
The Sidekick negro-Sam Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Don Cheadle
Cop/Psychologist/Social Worker Negro-Sydney Poitier, Whoopi Goldberg
and then there's the , "Only African-American female to ever win an Academy Award for best actress getting ass-raped negress, Halle Berry
Fuck Will Smith, he's another total sell-out.

When it comes right down to it, who really gives a fuck why Will Smith back-slapped a reporter, or why the reporter decided to kiss him. All that really matters is that Will Smith, one of the whitest black men in America, will never get any revenue from me, as I plan to download the film from many of my friends around the world who won;t shed a tear when Hollywood dies.

He can join the other list of sell-out negroes in Hollywood who have taken the $Bait$ and become masters of a weak stereotypical representation of the African-American male.

There's the ultimate hero negro: Denzel Washington, Jim Brown, (AKA, The Victim of Society Negro
The Superhero Negro: Wesley Snipes, Samuel L. Jackson, Laurence Fishburne
The Historical Hero negro Cuba Gooding Jr., Denzel Washington, Will Smith
The Sidekick negro-Sam Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Don Cheadle
Cop/Psychologist/Social Worker Negro-Sydney Poitier, Whoopi Goldberg

and then there's the , "Only African-American female to ever win an Academy Award for best actress getting ass-raped negress, Halle Berry

Fuck Will Smith, he's another total sell-out.

(morgan freeman voice)
80% chance of titty sprinkles

That wasn't anything like Morgan Freeman, he could've at least done it in Blackface.

>> ^shuac:

Again, that sarcasm box is just too subtle.


No, I knew that you were being sarcastic especially with the help of the trusty sarcasm box But it still doesn't sound to me spot-on enough for anyone to call it fake, that's all.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Titty sprinkles was sublime. His Alda was spot on too.>> ^maatc:

I´d say so too, but this guy has some other ones up that are clearly not:
"Titty Sprinkles" (as requested by reddit)
and
Alan Alda, Michael Caine and James Earl Jones
>> ^shuac:
Fake.

I´d say so too, but this guy has some other ones up that are clearly not:

"Titty Sprinkles" (as requested by reddit)
and
Alan Alda, Michael Caine and James Earl Jones

>> ^shuac:

Fake.

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^direpickle:
>> ^alien_concept:
him and Morgan Freeman can spit roast my ears any time!

D:

Sorry, I get carried away


Oh my!