No prob. I try to look through at least one PQ a day, and today was your lucky day. I don't know why that College Humor video about the mom and dad sex talk didn't do better, considering the raunchy stuff that I've successfully sifted. Maybe it's because my name has become synonymous with filth. Please, don't be jealous.

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Thanks for sending those vid's out of my pqueue

1. He forgot the best weapon in the Halo universe-- plasma grenades.

2. Putting your weapons on mom and dad's pool table is tacky. I like it.

3. This kid is going to be a hit when he goes to Cosplay conventions.

Dogs have no knowledge of "I shouldn't be doing this" only "OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN THE PILLOW, SHE IS DEAD!" afterwards. Scolding him will do nothing unless he is caught in the act. He only thinks pillow stuffing all over the room is bad, not the act ripping apart the pillow, which he will happily do again.

Besides, it's mom and dad's fault for leaving him alone. Poor little guy needs a companion.

How clever, Reminds me of a sign I saw a sign once when I was living on the San Carlos Reservation in Arizona, it said "TEENAGERS!: Tired of Mom and Dad harassing you? ACT NOW!!, Move out, get a job, pay bills, while you still know everything!"

It's amazing to me that with all this technology, we still haven't come up with "teen keys", ie. Mom and Dad get a Master key while the teen gets a key that keeps the engine governed at 35 MPH. Sure, they'll complain but they can still make it to where they need to go via side streets and make it back alive. True, this doesn't curb bad driving habits but you'd see a drop in the amount of teen-related deaths due to such activities.

The parents look like total emotionally-bound basket cases, notwithstanding they are grieving for their daughter....BUT-from the explanation the mother goes into, one can gather she was ill-equipped to deal with the dynamics of the parent-child relationship-What is that, you ask? Well, who can say, but I would hasten to guess, that if you followed the mom and dad, back to their parents, and then to the parent parents, you most likely have co-dependency, psych problems, in other words, weak-minded individuals passing on their fuck-ups to their kids-

Tragic-the other viddy you posted raven, has the poor girl as a goddamn pharmaceutical guinea pig, so its no wonder she was near the edge-

how about this one: MySpace is like crack cocaine for idiots who could pass a piss test with flying colors, and we have the last 2 generations of kids and parents, who don't understand the dynamics of meaningful, tangible relationships, and spend too much goddamn time on the computer-(Oh, but it's fine to meet someone on the internet, maybe find some fuck buddy, or someone who will listen to me tell you how I have always wanted to be a girl, someone to party with, etc.) Fucking morons! We are already at capacity for flakes on Earth, let's' just crank out some more!!!

Some 30-40 something folks already feel like Howard the fucking Duck on planet now, because this shit has all happened in the span of 40 years......and you people don't think yer a buncha meatbots??? Give me a fucking break!!

This also looks like a a case of parents hoping to fix a fuck-up, by "trying something new" with their daughter, knowing little of the dynamics involved-God when is the mothership coming??!!! HURRY!!!!

oh yeah, and that bitch lori drew IS a cunt, and she's raising another one to unleash on the world....and y'all think the casualties in Iraq are horrifying...the real horror is back here in the U.S......

these moms.....and dad, rofl.
but i agree it's pretty messed up how our fashion sense is going wayyy younger.

"Did that kid insist its Mehico and not Mexico? Or was she just not able to pronounce the 'x'?"

I didn't notice that, but you might be right.

I thought that she seemed to like certain names that sounded good in her mouth. Mexico, India, China, Spain, Turkey.... Or maybe she liked those words because she was finally able to make her mouth evoke the right sounds, the same sounds as mom and dad.

She also seemed to like the clapping and the interaction with her mother.

Stuff like this makes me start to try to peel away the various layers of meaning, to Lilly and to her parents.

I’ve also noticed that girls seem to be more verbal but also more physical when the physical activity is somehow coordinated with one or many other people: hand games, jump rope, dance.

(Boys are physical too, but the coordination always seems to serve some confrontational goal, to beat another team, for instance.)

The way her little finger would poke at the tiny countries on the map with such precision just cracked me up.

This brings back great memories of my mom and dad sending me into the other room to play every time that intro ran.

I would like to thank the Academy, my mom and dad, My beautiful wife, all my friends, tom servo, crow, and Joel, (but not Mike). Ator, Superman, the entire Minnesota Vikings football team, Artie, Barney Fife, the town of Mayberry, ABC, NBC,CBS, MSNBC, CIA, FBI, NSA, CNN, FCC, Wolverine, Firefly, Every G.I. Joe ever made, Bret Bretterson, Huckleberry hound, Yogi bear, and Optimus Prime. And everyone who made this possible. (sniff) I think I'm gonna cry.

Raise up a child in the way (you, mom and dad, your baggage)they should go, and they will not depart from you-

Christians take this as a commission, instead it is a dire warning......teach a child how to gather information and draw conclusions properly, and they can believe what they want....heaven awaits.....

Since this was a family matter and all the kids have spoken...we should leave mom and dad handle it now

Id first like to thank my parents. without them none of this would have been possible. Thanks mom and dad. I'd also like to.....

Thank you all.

The list is back up

Westy come on... should the kid be crying about the war in Iraq or the situation in Darfur? He's a kid. The Wolfpack/Tarheels are no less relevant than Sesame Street. It's cute and I'm sure he'll go to a bunch of games with mom and dad. It's nice to see some passion.

From the entry at youtube:

6 year old Heather Martin sings a song that her mother wrote for her Brother Shaun who is serving in Iraq. The song is written from Heather's point of view.

Lyrics

You were almost sixteen when I came into the world.
Mom and Dad had you first then 3 more boys I'm the baby girl.
I sure have a lot to look up to in you, you're really smart and funny with a big heart too.
After one year of college you knew what you had to do.
It's just like you wanting to help with the war.
So you joined the army when I was only 4.
This time of year we talk of big plans but you're over seas in some distant land.
You can't be here for Christmas, I don't understand.

Chorus:
When are you coming home, Shaun?
When are you coming home?!
We lit up the house like we always do but it doesn't seem bright 'cause we can't have you.
In my prayers I ask God to keep you safe.
And I'm trying to be really brave.
Tell me that the fighting's through.
Come home!
I really miss you.

It's hard to enjoy the holidays without you.
But we're so proud of you and all the red white and blue.
Remember that Jesus is your best friend,
And someday our families will be together again.
Wow! You know we'll have a great big party then.

Chorus

I want to show you how tall I've grown and introduce you to my new friends at school.
Maybe we could go and get some ice cream together but I really don't care what we do.

Chorus