>> ^NaMeCaF:

I was always under the impression stand-up comedy was meant to be funny? What the hell is this?
8 minutes of my life I wont be getting back is what.

I don't normally like standup but I thought this was very funny. I loved the Michael Mcintyre impression...

Ok, admit it; you just made that up right now to see how many people would go along with it, didn't you? >> ^Sagemind:

Walking is primarily a series of organized and controlled falls. We swing our arms forward to encourage our bodies to fall in the direction we want to fall, then we catch ourselves but sticking a foot forward. As the process repeats, we call this walking.
If we didn't swing our arms, we couldn't properly steer and our lower torsos would get tired very quickly.

Thanks!

In reply to this comment by geo321:
*promote

Who was your favourite, Michael McIntyre?

In reply to this comment by MilkmanDan:
Confession 1: I didn't know which one was Frankie Boyle, so I decided to guess based on which one "dropped the best lines".

Confession 2: Upon googling, I determined I was wrong.

Still, funny stuff

>> ^Fade:
I'm upvoting anyway but this video does not contain any actual lap.


Now includes lap

>> ^Fade:
I'm upvoting anyway but this video does not contain any actual lap.


Ooops - ammended, and will change again when the full video is uploaded.

>> ^joedirt:
>> ^StukaFox:
Also, Americans, World War 2 was over 60 years ago. The Moon landing was almost 40 years ago. What the hell have you done in the near half-century since then to justify your unbridled and grating arrogance?

How about the internet and modern computing you ungrateful twat (and UAVs and cluster bombs and MOAB and GPS)


The internet eh? O Rly?

From Wikipedia:

'Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee OM KBE FRS FREng FRSA (born 8 June 1955) is an English computer scientist credited with inventing the World Wide Web. On 25 December 1990 he implemented the first successful communication between an HTTP client and server via the Internet with the help of Robert Cailliau and a young student staff at CERN. He was ranked Joint First alongside Albert Hofmann in The Telegraph's list of 100 greatest living geniuses. Berners-Lee is the director of the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C), which oversees the Web's continued development, the founder of the World Wide Web Foundation and he is a senior researcher and holder of the 3Com Founders Chair at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL).'

Sure, the concept of packet switching was first documented in New York, and I'm not about to claim the internet for Britain. But that does mean you can't claim the entierty for the US either. The long and the short of it is that it's a joint effort. No one nation can claim the internet. Which is kinda cool, as it emphasises the point of the thing.

On other matters, such as comedy, there's no point in arguing it seeing as its a matter of personal preference, its like arguing what is the best colour or the best number, fucking pointless. I might think that Michael Mcintyre is one of the most promising comedians I've seen in a long time, alot of other people will find him annoying, personal preference is what makes things interesting, arguing your point on it however is like being one of those dipshit hecklers in the crowd. Sit down, shut your mouth and wait for the next act.