More dinosaurs would liven things up.


Now here's a guy taking a poop. ,4°

great way to liven up the city.

Do we need an UPVOTE EVERYTHING DAY on here to liven things up?

Great. Just came back recently to liven things up a little. Hopefully see some familiar faces. Good to see you on here.

@ drachen_jager-Why really give a fiddlers-fuck? Part of the blankfist's infamy is self-endorsement and grand-standing and he has more than a few fans-I've been perusing accounts and dropping promotes all morning to satisfy my own devices so, there ya go. Good work on scanning those radar screens, great insect work! Srsly tho, give the poor guy the benny of the doubt till he jets and see what happens, this place needs some perky tats and enormous heads...livens the place up!
There's a place in my world for you cat-fart-man, always has been, always will be

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Ahhh, the juxtaposed characters with whom the vibe resonates familiar....Vidal could probably liven-up any dinner party or boor the entire guest list into altered states.

You'd remember that party...

I say we initiate some sport to liven the place up a bit.....Remember what they did with Frankenstein when they found out that he was causing all the problems?? Wait.....bad analogy. Can we create a "Ball Gag" invocation to award these fan-boy penasses some lively public-square type chiding and derision when they begin to show their asses too much? Perhaps give them the ultimate award for valor in the field of internet douchebaggery, by changing their avatar to a cat farting, or a dog shitting, or a.....wait, someone has already done that and wears it like a fucking badge of honor....That won't work.

Maybe the few, the proud, those who have a spark of creativity and awareness of the human condition relative to the anonymity of the internet, should reach out and touch some of these folks who love to poke those less inane and self-absorbed, and grab the chldish fucktards by the hair and shake the fucking baby.....Why should I be one of the only ones?? Hmmmmmm???!!

Sorry man.....You simply need to create your own playground-Look what happens when someone speaks plainly and without concern for their own status-I STILL speak in no uncertain terms on this site to those who would that it be reduced to the mundane....

Suggestion: START DOWN-VOTING VIDEOS!!!!

I just thought of a terrific way to liven up a traditionally boring event - does anybody here work at a funeral home?

Boy, am I late to the punch here. Still, I think I might be able to add something deconstructive here (uh, sure) so batter up...

1. Porn cultivates good relationships.

As was mentioned somewhere above in this giant mass of thread, it can be a nice addition to an existing relationship, to get the old mind-juices flowing and liven up the old sex life. Sort of like eating vanilla cake, but then eating the same vanilla cake for years, and then realizing you can put strawberries on it, and all of a sudden vanilla cake with strawberries is the best thing you've ever eaten.

2. Porn is for men who sincerely appreciate the beauty of the female body.

I'd agree that this is a myth, except that I don't know anyone who thinks this, and it misses the point. Porn is for getting yourself excited in that special way that makes you feel all warm inside when you don't have a person to get you all warm on the outside too. Among other things. Of course, sex is mainly mental to begin with, so appreciation of beautiful bodies helps.

3. Porn is harmless and it has no negative effect on the person using it.

I also drink alcohol and curse.

4. Strippers and porn stars lead glamorous lives, and men respect them.

Glamorous? Maybe on screen, but there's effort involved -- Porn is hard work, you know. I don't know any strippers or porn stars personally, so I can't say I respect or disrespect any of them. I'm trying to be funny here, but this "myth" is so far off base I'm having trouble linking it back to reality. Come on, throw me a bone here!

5. Men like variety in women so porn use helps a man stay faithful to his woman.

You know, I think you're getting your information from a questionable source. This list isn't "Common myths about porn," it's "lame excuses men tell their wives to justify watching porn in a sitcom." Though as a man, I do like variety, so I recommend roleplay. You know what I'm talking about; I've already explained that strawberry thing.

6. Women who get involved in the porn industry choose to do so, and they have valuable careers.

"Everybody needs money! That's why they call it money!"
Too bad I've only seen the first hour of The Heist. This one I can't really argue with, but only because it's true about every career. This has been pointed out above, but just like anything else, there's people who have a career and there's people who just have a job. Then there's people without a job, and without a career, and there's people who have tons of money and just drive around all day looking for things to throw money at, and now I'm completely off track.

7. Porn is an outlet or safety valve for men who would otherwise do Bad Things.

This is patently false. Everyone knows the safety valve for men who would otherwise do Bad Things is video games. Except it always goes HORRIBLY WRONG. And then students end up getting hurt because other students were playing those MURDER SIMULATORS all day. Won't anyone think of the children? Why does no-one listen to Jack Thompson!? Oh wait I'm off topic again.

8. Women who work in porn are empowered and sexually liberated.

Damn I'm having trouble making this stuff funny. You know what, I'm going to pass on this one.

9. Porn is just a fantasy and people do not apply it to real life.

Completely false. I watched a porn once where a guy has sex with three women in the span of fifteen minutes, but then the guy turns into a girl and the three women turn into a tiger, a monsterous tentacle beast, and a plant. Then the girl has to run away from the tiger, but she's trying to make out with the plant, and the tentacle beast is just busy eating popcorn. I know this is not fantasy because it happened to me when I was 19.

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So there you have it. As a bonus, since this thread is about porn myths, I feel it only appropriate to add a few of my own myths about porn that are harmful to people.

10. Sexual partners always climax at the same time, even if they've just met.

11. Sex is always satisfying, and everyone feels loads of sexual pleasure effortlessly.

12. Sex is always accompanied by an appropriate soundtrack.

13. The quality of any sexual act is directly proportional to the amount of noise both sexual partners make.

14. The only appropriate things to say during sex are "Give it to me," "Oh yeah baby," and "Yes, yes, yes." Moaning is also appropriate.

15. The best way to get a woman to sleep with you is to be a domineering asshole. Wait a minute...

So despite the fact that nobody will mistake me for a professional comedian, I've hopefully made you laugh just a bit. Because one of the best things to do when confronted with an emotionally charged topic (oh crap he's getting serious, why don't I have a dental appointment lined up) is to laugh at it a bit and take the edge off. Judging from previous replies to this thread, I think a bunch of Sifters already get it.

Well, maybe the odd assassination or two during this presidential farce would liven things up a bit, eh? After all, isn't it the good ol' American way?

In fact, why not arm all the candidates to the teeth with knives and guns, drop them into a huge walled off arena and let them go at it for a whole week? Stream the entire bloodbath live 24/7, last one standing wins the entire planet to do with as they please.

Come on, who wouldn't want to watch Obama wearing only khaki shorts and a bandana blowing John McCain's head all over the wall with a 7.62mm armour piercing round? And you know Hillary is gonna look damn hot in full SWAT gear with an AK47 strapped to her back.

No debate, no talking points, just good old fashioned bloody slaughter, dismembered limbs and bullets through the spine.

I bet they're planning it right now.

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gosh, I feel so much better. Do you do balloon animals? I'm sure you would liven up a party.

exactly. this was confirmed on the miniseries commentary track by Ron D.Moore and in my opinion both livened the show up as well as made it more realistic (I know, that's an almost impossible feat - 1/3 sarcasm).

>> ^uhohzombies:
In the original pilot mini-series script, Kara's morning jog includes the lines "Whaddya hear?" "Nothin' but the rain." "Then grab your gun and pull the cat out" This was a Marine-style marching cadence that the special effects people later requested be re-used in the Viper battle sequence in Part 2. In the final cut the line reads "Grab your gun, and bring in the cat." In "Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I," Kara again uses the expression "bringing the cat home".
I assume it's just a military thing in the BSG universe, and it was a moment of solidarity between Adama and Thrace, given how he sees her as a daughter.

If you can make it far enough to see drunk Grandpa come in w/ the glitter wig then it livens up a bit in the 'yuk yuk' department. I just don't get the zombie-like swaying of the rest on the left. Weirdness

He does not make for a great JC impersonator...nor would anyone, that's reserved for Elvis, and trannies and their favorite divas. Could anyone do justice to Johnny Cash? don't think so.....Ellen is easily impressed-I would suggest to Vince, that he liven up his repertoire with some other covers, and lose the JC affectations in his pronunciation of words...or open a stand at the fish market......

Ambulance chasing reporter's story of the month...anything to liven up the doldrums of the meat beat.....