Yeah, seriously.
#1: It doesn't take 300 (or whatever he said) men to pull a carriage that one horse can pull.
#2: If you're going to claim that you have the ability to lift trucks, you had better show some fucking evidence and not just say "I can't because I might hurt someone." That's like saying "Oh, I know kung-fu, but I just can't do it in these pants."

And besides, he said they tested his horsepower by taking samples of spinal fluid. How the fuck would that demonstrate how much power you're able to put out?

Rough translation:

"You took me out of your top eight on Myspace?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Why would you do that? I thought we were friends!"

"Come on. It's just Myspace."

"It's just MYSPACE? Are you mad? It's only the greatest social networking site ever!"

"Their advertisements are horrendously tacky and obtrusive. Leave me alone, will you?"

"I'm going to kick your ass, you backstabber!"

"Be careful. I know kung-fu."

"No you don't! We just watched The Chinese Connection together and all of a sudden you think you're hot shit?"

"I'm putting away my iPod earbuds, jerk. Let's go!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt your Hannah Montana playlist?" (first push by guy in white)

"You pushed me! That's it. You're off my Myspace entirely! And my Facebook. And my hi5..."

lol I made a list for this movie also. My fav that I wish he included.

"Asian zombies will know kung fu."

No joke, asian zombie flips in, does some crazy kicks then proceeds to get shot. This really is one of the funniest movies ever...

woah... i know kung fu...

Little Red Riding Hood knows kung fu!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U3KS5EJQjYs on YouTube too.

Something tells me when this game comes out, we're in for hours of fun!!! ;-)

Whoa... I know Kung Fu! :-P~