Mantis: I know kung fu.
Spider: ......... woah.

Well, I don't think I'm confusing them. I simply think racial humor IS racist humor. I have a quite low threshold for something to be 'racist' in my opinion, but I also say nearly everyone is somewhat racist and that doesn't make them 'bad', it makes them a flawed human, like all humans.

In my mind, racism does not have to be intentionally degrading or denigrating of a race, simply assuming there's such a thing as 'races' covers it...even if just barely. I understand you likely disagree with that assessment, which is fine. We don't have to think the same, just as others don't have to agree with either of us, and that's also fine.

It's OK, I know kung-fu, and I've survived attempted murder before. ;-)

PS, did you check out Through The Wormhole? I posted a small bit of that episode that demonstrated my earlier point quite well, I do suggest watching (under 5 min) it if you're interested in why I think as I do.

Dude he's like... wow... and then like... man... Keanu Reeves knows kung fu.

Fucking 14-year olds (trapped in 50 year old bodies).

*news *asia *wtf *travel *femmes 1:41

Article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42649669/ns/travel-news/t/hong-kong-airlines-flight-attendants-get-kung-fu-training from http://www.neatorama.com/2012/04/16/hong-kong-airlines-flight-attendants-all-know-kung-fu/ ...

Verse 1:
Hey there Keanu
It's about time that someone said it
But your picture makes us feel sad
God I hope that you read Reddit
Yes I do
Cause all my posts are just for you
I swear it's true

Verse 2:
Hey there Keanu
Don't you worry about the pigeons
Have your lunch alone in sorrow
Boy that sandwich looks delicious
Close your eyes
Pictures of you are no surprise
This karma's nice

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Verse 3:
Hey there Keanu
I know times have been real hard
But with some upvotes from my friends
We'll steer that bus between the cars
We'll have it good
You know kung fu it's understood
I just got wood

Verse 4:
Hey there Keanu
My photoshop skills have no limits
If all the shops with cats I did of you
Would help to lift your spirits
I'd shop it all
I'd even shop you with Ron Paul
That park's too small

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Bridge:
You give so much with all your heart
Some motorbikes just for a start
But I'd work with you for very little pay
We don't need to stop this bus
There is no spoon what's all the fuss
And Mountain breeze is such a trippy name
Keanu I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The Reddit memes will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Verse 5:
Hey there Keanu
Eat your lunch and don't you miss me
One more week and we'll be done with you
Please don't think that we're unhappy but it's true
Circlejerk won't know what's left to do
I can't imagine someone new
Hey there Keanu here's to you
This one's for you

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

How is it that not ONE person in this video knows kung fu? Everything I was led to believe about China is a lie...

>> ^AeroMechanical:
I absolutely will not stand for the They Live bubblegum quote insulted in such a way and grouped with quotes like "I know kung-fu." It is pure, unbridled win.
The rest are pretty well deserving though. I have a bit of a soft spot for "I ain't got time to bleed" and I've been waiting at least 15 years to legitimately work it into a conversation. The opportunity just doesn't come up, and when it does, I'm too busy bleeding to remember to say it.


Oh come on... as cool as we may think it is, it truly belongs with all the other quotes, as if you don't have a soft spot for the movie then you would find it incredibly stupid.

Don't get me wrong, it's completely awesome, but only in the same as some of these others are also awesome to me because of my soft spot for the given movie.

I absolutely will not stand for the They Live bubblegum quote insulted in such a way and grouped with quotes like "I know kung-fu." It is pure, unbridled win.

The rest are pretty well deserving though. I have a bit of a soft spot for "I ain't got time to bleed" and I've been waiting at least 15 years to legitimately work it into a conversation. The opportunity just doesn't come up, and when it does, I'm too busy bleeding to remember to say it.

Did you guys know kung fu panda was based off a true story?

I know Kung Fu

>> ^Jinx:
Haha, Its funny cos the Robber is Black, and thats what Black people do, and the Asian guy kicks his arse because all those Asian dudes know Kung-Fu and shit. Black dude really should know better not to rob Asian dude.
Maybe I am oversensitive or some shit, but I really can't upvote a video with a title like that.


And Jinx what would you have called the vid?

Haha, Its funny cos the Robber is Black, and thats what Black people do, and the Asian guy kicks his arse because all those Asian dudes know Kung-Fu and shit. Black dude really should know better not to rob Asian dude.

Maybe I am oversensitive or some shit, but I really can't upvote a video with a title like that.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Cashback' to 'Cashback, I know kung fu, martial art, power overwhelming' - edited by gwiz665

it's bad enough that the machines will take over but they'll know kung-fu as well... i quit.

If this is the Matrix, I want to know Kung Fu!