>> ^burdturgler:
>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.

The grape lady (A.K.A. "Melissa Sander") broke several ribs in the fall.
Any human being should be able to hear that she is crying in agony.
Nothing funny about it.


Well in my defence, if u look closly, she did try to cheat

Now THATS instant karma!

my fav was the girl on the freakishly large 4 wheeler, i love when women get paralyzed and doesnt stop giving it gas

>> ^burdturgler:
>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.

The grape lady (A.K.A. "Melissa Sander") broke several ribs in the fall.
Any human being should be able to hear that she is crying in agony.
Nothing funny about it.


Citation please. This Cracked article specifically says "Everywhere this video appears, there's somebody in the comment section claiming Sander broke several ribs and almost died" http://www.cracked.com/article_16486_p2.html

But all that I can find is a statement from Fox assuring viewers that she "is fine".

>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.


The grape lady (A.K.A. "Melissa Sander") broke several ribs in the fall.
Any human being should be able to hear that she is crying in agony.
Nothing funny about it.

>> ^rychan:
>> ^HollywoodBob:
>> ^Nithern:
Oh god! Those poor people! Just trying to report the news. The one with the guy falling out of a plane, and the lady falling off the thingie at the end of the video.

He didn't fall out of the plane. The plane's wing hit him.

Did it really? Christ. I thought something dropped by the plane might have hit him. Anyway, other than that one it didn't look like anyone was seriously hurt (including the grape lady).


I seem to recall that the grape lady broke her hip or something during that fall, I could be terribly wrong though. The lady on the back of the truck had a pyrotechnic blast go off beside her and it burned her pretty bad I think.

>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.


Wrong. Have you ever taken a SEVERE impact to say the kidneys? Because it makes it so that you can't take a breath in. You sit there wriggling and squirming because it's such an alien feeling, whilst air slowly escapes from your lungs making a horrible gurgling sound and you can make vague semblances of words/phrases with that air that's escaping.

I remember once, playing football, i was taking a drink behind the goal when someone took a wayward corner and the ball hit me cleanly and HARD in my kidneys. Man, i couldn't breathe for about 20 seconds, and i was making the exact same sort of noises and saying "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" in the same voice she was. I'm not sure WHAT she hurt on the landing, but she definitely wasn't being overly dramatic, she just couldn't breathe. That "oooooooooooooooo" sound she's making is your normal reaction to a painful impact ('ow, or ohhhh'), but she literally can't control the flow or speed of air in and out of her lungs. Try it some time

However, it IS funny. I don't necessarily see what's funny about the dog one, because that's exactly what you should do with a dog. That's what the dog's doing, after all. Flail around, make yourself look dangerous, make a lot of noise, and hey it worked - he didn't get his shit bitten.

The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
>> ^Nithern:
Oh god! Those poor people! Just trying to report the news. The one with the guy falling out of a plane, and the lady falling off the thingie at the end of the video.

He didn't fall out of the plane. The plane's wing hit him.


Did it really? Christ. I thought something dropped by the plane might have hit him. Anyway, other than that one it didn't look like anyone was seriously hurt (including the grape lady).

My favorite is the old guy arguing with the dog.

And for anyone who doesn't think the grape lady is funny you need to watch the techno remix!!

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Nice. I wonder what the grape-lady thinks of these videos and spin-offs? Someone she knows must forward them to her.

Maybe she'll run for the Republicans in 2010. Or write a book. Or start a website. Or make a country music album.

http://grapeladytechno.ytmnd.com/ I think this link kind of speaks for itself.

http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/grape-stomping-lady-fall-med.jpg

This is a painting someone did of the grape lady.

We found a better suited groom for Grape Lady... a brosef and not some alien skater!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'grape lady injury remix' to 'grape, lady, injury, remix' - edited by MarineGunrock

Mouseluver . . .never ever darken the door of the Evolution in Action playlist or the Did That Just Happen?!? collective.

And welcome. This is not Break.com and I am sure that you can find something gentle, decent, and beautiful that doesn't involve the Grape Lady. I am sure that most of us here hope that Melissa is well.

And the studio presenters' reaction is still just priceless (always use morning anchor voice, don't betray actual emotion, keep it light, keep using soothing morning anchor voice)


*promote

Grape Lady - http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=3077