yolandi gotts der bewbjerb, ai?

>> ^messenger:

If this is the real deal, then how come I can see the sun through the "planet"? Aren't planets opaque? Watch as "Venus" starts to cross in front of the sun, like at the 1:00 mark, for example. You can see the sun right through it. Same on almost every one. Sure this isn't a paper cut-out or a post-effect?


Mein Gott, a conspiracy! My guess: camera artifact, bleeding of the light surrounding the planet.

>> ^bareboards2:

Your profile page is the black hole of Calcutta! It's like SOPA protest day in there!
Thanks for the promote. Don't usually do the thanks on the vid itself... But. The Blackness. Mein Gott!

>> ^alien_concept:
Hah! promote



It's fine from this end. However just now for about 10 minutes I wasn't able to get into the sift, so maybe it was that

Your profile page is the black hole of Calcutta! It's like SOPA protest day in there!

Thanks for the promote. Don't usually do the thanks on the vid itself... But. The Blackness. Mein Gott!



>> ^alien_concept:

Hah! promote

>> ^gwiz665:

Jebus christ. I mean, seriously, they should have layed off the big macs back in school. America, you need to run your ass around the block a few times.


Mein gott. I have a fear of being over 250 pounds again, and I'm not obese. After seeing this I'm going to run 5 marathons in one week. Shit is fucking scary.

So many downvotes and it still made it to the front page.

Mein gott. Was haben sie getan, videosift? Was zum teufel haben sie getan...

mein Gott... D:

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I suppose I'll expect to find my shovel and pick there. Are the Womp-Rats bad this time of year?

>> ^dag:
^That's right Siftbot - but this was a poll - even though it was called a Siftquisition and therefore does not require a 2/3 majority.
Notarobot - we shouldn't change the rules retroactively just because we don't like the result. The people have spoken and I accept the power you have given me and vice-chancellor Lucky.
Siftbot - prepare the Beggar's Canyon work camps.
Thank goodness there will be no more of those ugly, tiresome, messy public discussions of guilt or innocence. Gott in himmel allow me to be the vessel of your will. [raises sword dipped in lambs blood]

Gott damned right! Now go sniff out the Jews and bring them to the dungeons.

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Mein Führer!!

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^That's right Siftbot - but this was a poll - even though it was called a Siftquisition and therefore does not require a 2/3 majority.

Notarobot - we shouldn't change the rules retroactively just because we don't like the result. The people have spoken and I accept the power you have given me and vice-chancellor Lucky.

Siftbot - prepare the Beggar's Canyon work camps.

Thank goodness there will be no more of those ugly, tiresome, messy public discussions of guilt or innocence. Gott in himmel allow me to be the vessel of your will. [raises sword dipped in lambs blood]

Oh Gott nein!

Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat,
Some think I'm a criminal,
But, yo I ain't all of that,
Hit'cha with the baseball bat,
An' ya wanna ill though,
Wanna mess around ,
You get fucked on the hill bro,
Kick it like a steel toe, real slow,
Hits from the bong ,
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I'm kickin' it wit' Chong,
Just like Cheech & Chong frontin' with "Ice Cream",
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream,
Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly,
I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me,
Pigs often site me, that's not polite G,
And any hour of the day ya know I might be,
Harassed by a pig real fast,
They wanna Rodney King me,
Always tryin'a crown my ass,
Ain't got no class(Sen Dog: No Class)
I hit they' ass like the buddah thats stinkey,
They wanna' scruff but, they' just so rinky-dinky,
I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk,
Sen gotts the Philly, an' he's gonna light the blunt,
Sippin' curfew makes me go koo-koo,
somthin' like loco then turn in to this loocoo,
Binggin the beta,yea, now the funk is risen,
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen,
As I kick atrip, it comin' straight from my siness,
Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco,
I rimemba sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy,
Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies,
Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money,
She said "Pay me back with some latin dick Sonnie"
Well I neva' went out, and I don' thnk I'm gonna,
Just for some buddah, she wanted me ta bone her,
Deminin', Ya think ya meanin',
I got somethin' for the hoes ta be skeamin' on,
I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip ta hoota'ville,
I'll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Siville,
Then light another joint,
This ain't no exploition (poin't),
Cause we are the ones stonein' in the ways of the mastas,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
(Sen- Dog)
Hit they, hit they ass,
(B-Real)
make the buddah get stinkey
Wooooo, Woooo
(Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight,
Huhu, Blast 'em!)
Stonend is the walk,

mein gott that was KEWT!
(and yes they are proabbly deformed. I got a kitten from the shelter that has a neurological disability and she was the CUTEST thing evar... still kinda is)

Yeah, you kinda missed Gorgon's question by about a parsec. He asked when the last time a 'violent malicious religion' attacked YOU.
Gott mit uns - 1945. I doubt you were even alive.
Christian vs Muslim - 1291? Are you kidding? That's over 700 years ago!
Sect vs sect - not unless you're over there.
Christians vs USA? That's the same thing as saying every white guy is a serial killer or every black guy is going to steal your t.v.
Those fucking douche bags (That number in less than 100, by the way) DO NOT represent the vast majority of Christians. Any atheist will tell you that.

You would have been better off with something along the lines of "Sept. 11." Even still, that wasn't a direct attack against you.