YT:
After diagnosis with hemangiosarcoma, Wallace was given 2 weeks to 3 months without chemo. Here Wallace is celebrating his 11th birthday 7 months post diagnosis chemo free! These were all toys mailed to Wallace by people around the country who loved him. To help us help other dogs in need, Wallace's book can be purchased here - www.WallaceThePitBull.com This true story, written by Jim Gorant, takes you on Wallace's journey from unwanted shelter dog to Champion Frisbee Dog! Wallace passed away a year after diagnosis on 8/23/2013. Long Live Wallace the Pit Bull!

Wonder if he can catch a frisbee.

No problem. I've got a few jokes for you straight off the bat - what's brown and sticky? A stick. What's ET short for? He's only got little legs. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Doctor doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together! What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra. What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.

Hell, Tim Vine does hundreds of one liners in half an hour and the majority of them are not at anyone's expense.

I think you've confused what you find funny with the term "humour" as it were. You may only find shadenfreude funny, and so you think all humour is shadenfreude, but it is patently obvious that things can be humourous without being at someone's expense and i find it almost petulant to be asked to prove it when it is so obvious. You almost certainly know loads of jokes like that. How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi' jam-in. I stood there, wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger..... and then it hit me. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam.

From what i remember of Lenny Henry's standup (like him or not) in the old days, he didn't often tell a joke at someone's expense. Tommy Cooper used to make people laugh by doing bad magic tricks. Les Dawson used to make people laugh by playing the piano badly as only a good pianist can. Terry Pratchett makes me laugh by conjuring up funny situations in a fictional world. I laughed at the Big Lebowski when he shaded the pad of paper to see what secret notes Jackie Treehorn was making and it turned out to be a doodle of a man holding his own cock. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. I bought some new viagra eye drops, cos they make me look hard. What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.

I could go on and on and on, but i don't get paid for this and i have other stuff to do, but i hope i've opened your eyes to whole new realms of comedy where people don't get hit in the face with stuff. Where are the Andes? At the end of your wristies. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

I'm so confused by your request for proof that i feel like someone's asked me "Air? What air? There's no air, i can't see any!"

I'm utterly dreading to read your reply if it says anything along the lines of "That ET joke is offensive to short people! That skeleton joke is offensive to people with eating disorders! The penguin joke is offensive to the penguin you pushed down the hill!" Please don't embarrass us both by doing that, we both know those jokes aren't offensive. (Or very funny, to be honest.)

How-to foam-up a bottle of beer with an impact from a frisbee. Genius.
Duuudes!? You can open a bottled beer with just about ANYTHING! This is not that bad-ass!!

Congratulations! Your video, Double wall ride frisbee trick shot., has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 7 Badge!

Your video, Double wall ride frisbee trick shot., has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

This achievement has earned you your "Pop Star" Level 21 Badge!

Anthropomorphism. Not clever. More of a determined wimp who lives in a universe governed by physics that, luckily, resulted in the frisbee moving towards him as a result of his repeated demonstration of his cognitive disconnect between his perceived distance to the frisbee and the length of his leg.

One-time use, home-made frisbee off a skyscraper....impress your children there, Handy-Dan!

Your video, Yellow Lab Rescues Frisbee For French Bulldog, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

This achievement has earned you your "Pop Star" Level 155 Badge!

4 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.

My cat utterly rejected this toy, but I will say it makes a pretty dangerous frisbee.

Good boy! Aw, I wanna play frisbee with Jackson now. *wistful*

Your video, Helpful Dog Gets Ready to Play Frisbee, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Maxine, a Labrador/ Doberman cross dog that I had, who has passed, was an excellent Frisbee catcher. It was her favorite thing to do all year round. i went through a lot of Frisbee's in the winter. She was so good that many times crowds would gather and applaud.

Pfft... I once threw a Frisbee directly upwards at 11.2 km/s.

Besides, he probably killed an orphan in Switzerland or something.