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Gold-100? Where are my gold diamonds? (Sift Talk Post)
what is this, DnD?
Let the Videosift Roast begin! Zifnab takes center stage... (Parody Talk Post)
Ok, so I actually have the "pleasure" (pleasure? really? Um, no.) of being the person on here who's known Zifnab the longest out of anyone and that's due to actually working together in real life. That means I know stuff.
Oh, I know stuff.
TRUE: Zif loves the badminton and the volleyball. He's also really shitty at both and thinks he tries the better he'll get. Just like the time he broke his #$%^in' ankle! Your serve! Yeesh.
FALSE: There is a chain hanging on his dragon tattooed dangle.
TRUE: Sorry, there's no chain --and I really wish he hadn't shown me.
TRUE: His pool table has a massive Pink Floyd Division Bell poster hanging by it. As soon as Zif's losing a game of pool, he turns on the blinky red lights in the eyes to distract his opponent.
TRUE: He cheats at everything, the bastard.
FALSE: He's a furry freak.
TRUE: He's LARPer and he's the one on the left http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/01/dnd-cosplay-2.jpg
FALSE: He slams his phone down at the office after every phone call.
TRUE: He ends every phone call with "yeah, with YOUR MOM!"
FALSE: He's balding.
TRUE: He shaves.....eeeeevvvveeerrrryyyywhere.
FALSE: He laughs maniacally when people nuke fish in the microwave in the office kitchen (oh, the smell!!)
TRUE: He laughs maniacally when the guy next to him in the office says 'pork'. Seriously, WTF?
FALSE: His favorite winter sport is hockey.
TRUE: His favorite winter sport is women's curling (thanks to me introducing him to the great Kelley Law.... on her hands and knees... screaming "HARDER!" Awesome. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/46/Kelleylaw.jpg/200px-Kelleylaw.jpg
FALSE: Zif is Canadian and proud of it.
TRUE: Zif was born in Seattle, but loves to say 'aboot'.
But seriously, congrats on the roast here, Ziffy. Can't wait until you change your phone greeting to "That's what she said!"
Dick.
Dita Von Teese New Orleans Burlesque StripTease Performance
but farhad, imagine a show with the expectation of carnal desire realized annnd a suite on the 98th floor and brunch at 4....DND