Thank you so much, and thanks for the sift talk post! You are the greatest sifter of all times, I just happen to have more votes right now. And more free time to sift

I think I need a day off now.. I have VS related dreams..

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
Congrats on taking over the number one spot! The sift has a new empress and you have earned your spot. I had hoped to get to 100,000 before you beat me, but you are just too fast (and I'm way to slow at sifting lately). Congrats!

Hoping to spend the next 3 months clean.Must...pass..follicle test for *COUGH job opportunity that may prove fatal as close to four bits as it is for me-
What is a boilermaker anyhow?

Currently unemployed, until next week when I'll be appearing as a maintenance technician at a well-established rural golf course. (Clean-up plan: Work wrenches and lawnmowers for 3 months and bail~Free golf on my days off + 1.

Clean living for chump change then off to a gig that pays with cool hours (2 weeks on, 7-12's, two weeks off)-Plan to save a shitload of cabbage and continue evading federal income taxes like my grandfather before me. (Filed maybe 3 times in the last 30 years)

Oh fuck, Googles' gonna read this and forward it to improper authorities huh?

"Happy day off!"

"Thank you!!"

I predict the servers on the 15th will work, but have its moments of fail. Took a couple days off to make sure I at least get through the entire story, and then some, uninterrupted before going back to real life. 12 years, it has been a long wait for someone like me that considers Diablo a religion. Ya.

lolz
In reply to this comment by geo321:
My instant reaction to that is a memory of Ferris Bueler's day off. lol. Ididn't see the connection to my Scandinavian video before.

My instant reaction to that is a memory of Ferris Bueler's day off. lol. Ididn't see the connection to my Scandinavian video before.
In reply to this comment by lurgee:
ha! they sampled this


In reply to this comment by geo321:
This is one I sifted way back when that will annoy you unless you're under the influence of something.....

I like that quote a lot. Took me a second to figure it out. 2020 is a bitch.

>> ^bareboards2:

You can't pin me down? Hmm....
I am going to interpret that as -- I have a subtle and discerning intellect that doesn't stoop to knee jerk reactions, and am unafraid to have an original thought.
Ha.
How am I? Getting my ass kicked by tax season. One day off since February. As I get older, I am more and more just a TAX MACHINE. Wind me up and set me at the stacks of files.
Here is my new most favorite witticism:
"I think in the year 2020 people are going to start seeing things more clearly."
Aaron Karo. Ruminations.com. As quoted in Funny Times.
Makes my day, every time I read it.
In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
I was going to pimp a video here because its close to the top, but you know what? I don't care--I actually like the challenge and mediocrity that I live by :
Instead I will just ask, how is my favorite liberal with the odd sense of humor that I could never pin down?

You can't pin me down? Hmm....

I am going to interpret that as -- I have a subtle and discerning intellect that doesn't stoop to knee jerk reactions, and am unafraid to have an original thought.

Ha.

How am I? Getting my ass kicked by tax season. One day off since February. As I get older, I am more and more just a TAX MACHINE. Wind me up and set me at the stacks of files.

Here is my new most favorite witticism:

"I think in the year 2020 people are going to start seeing things more clearly."

Aaron Karo. Ruminations.com. As quoted in Funny Times.

Makes my day, every time I read it.

In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
I was going to pimp a video here because its close to the top, but you know what? I don't care--I actually like the challenge and mediocrity that I live by :

Instead I will just ask, how is my favorite liberal with the odd sense of humor that I could never pin down?

I had mine out when I was 26. Novacaine, Lidocaine or Whatevercaine only. As soon as the freezing wore off enough that I stopped drooling and could wrap my lips around the edge of a glass I was in the pub having a few beers. After all the horror stories I've heard I guess I was just lucky. And since everyone expected me to take a couple of days off work I was happy to oblige them.

I believe he had major facial reconstructive surgery after the horrible accident mentioned above. >> ^sme4r:

Man hes had some work done. Facelift much?

>> ^Trancecoach:

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that he killed someone...
>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
Poor Matthew he just looks so dead inside.



I imagine it's much much worse to be married to Sarah Jessica Parker...

Sacrilegious, and worse than that... boring.>> ^braindonut:

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your video, Matthew's Day Off - Honda CR-V Superbowl commerical, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that he killed someone...

>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

Poor Matthew he just looks so dead inside.

>> ^deathcow:

There can never be a true sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off since Charlie Sheen died.


...but he's not dead, he just self-destr... ooooohhh... I see what you did there.