They say repeatedly in the video that this is a Moncoled Cobra, not a King Cobra.

*in creepy Cobra Commander voice*

Yessssss, *rubs hands together* your rage fuels my stupidity machine, yessssssss!

According to IMDB trivia, it's a De Tomaso Mangusta.

I love this bit in the trivia: Because of its speed, agility, timing, and thick coat, the mangusta (Italian for mongoose) is the only animal capable of killing a cobra in a straight fight.

I take it the player has no control over the helicopter's piloting.

..kind of a modern day Cobra Command.

>> ^arvana:

There are much worse examples around... I remember one African documentary where they were filming a leopard and her little cubs. Then they had a cobra come and kill all the cubs while the mother was away hunting. Cobras would never do that on their own. Just disgusting.
>> ^laura:
Just great, I didn't even think about the videographer doing that...
God, some PEOPLE!!!


Sadists. >:[ Reminds me of that fucking video on here of a stingray giving birth on a dock while some idiot just stands there taping, watching them gasp and slowly die.

There are much worse examples around... I remember one African documentary where they were filming a leopard and her little cubs. Then they had a cobra come and kill all the cubs while the mother was away hunting. Cobras would never do that on their own. Just disgusting.
>> ^laura:

Just great, I didn't even think about the videographer doing that...
God, some PEOPLE!!!

I love fucking America, with all its faults and and fat people. This is the best fucking place in the goddamn fucking world... that we allow fucking Republicans to fucking have some fucking freedom to say their pretty fucked up shit is fucking awesome. Where else in the world do we openly allow fucking retards who don't have totalitarian control make us eat their fucking shit on their own fucking goddamn network, shit? Nowhere Assholes. America is a once in a lifetime fucking conglomerate of fucking dichotomies and contradictions. That's why fucking yes men keep jobs while those poor fucking dumb asses who stand by their principles fucking have to take out COBRA. Fuck yes! I'm shooting some motherfucking fireworks up the fucking devil's ass today. And that devil is the poor and disenfranchised. Fuck yeah!!!

I was usually Han Solo, but sometimes I was Cobra Commander.

>> ^Yogi:

Did you know who you were at age 8?

Like the colors. Very Cobra Commander.

What an incredibly well designed aircraft. That it didn't stall, even despite it's very high angle of attack and low air speed... just amazing.

It looks like he(she?) was still a bit too high and tried to drop engine power to quickly lose those last few feet. That made the tail-end of the plane fall out, since that's where I'm guessing they stack all the weight. The heavy back end must be what makes it so damn maneuverable!

Ignorance is bliss, especially when you can afford Cobra payments.

>> ^shagen454:
Oh man, the title of this video reminds me of some hipster guy (not that I have anything wrong with "cool" people or whatever label we need to give people who are culturally aware) that pissed me off yesterday. I go to a certain liquor store a couple of times a week and usually there is this korean guy who is the owner working. I went into the liquor store, see this young white kid working the register that I've never seen before. He was kind of awkward in the way that he was overly conscious that he was working in a shitty liquor store - so as he is bagging up my beer I try to make small talk and ask, "where is the asian guy?" I thought it inoffensive enough ; just trying to make the situation less awkward and this kid responds, "what?" and I repeated and he replied "He's Korean." I didn't really give a shit to get into an argument about it considering Korea or South Korea is specified as East Asia. Did I really make a horrible mistake or was this kid just a total dick?


Kid was probably just feeling awkward and blurted out the first thing he thought.

A mediocre translation attempt for anyone who cares :
"How do you do. I would like to show you taekwondo [debatable she does that bit super fast]
"Ready?" [Fighting sounds]
"One more time" [Fighting sounds]
"You also do Taekwondo" [Fighting sounds]
"You too do Taekwondo" [Fighting sounds]
"Then... "
[Counting one to ten while doing press ups]
"Could someone please give me some help?"
Second hand "What would you like me to do?"
"This ____ please" [Couldn't make out the verb ~_~. Could be "hold"]
"Certainly sir"
[More counting]
"Now, are you feeling well?"
"Now, in a moment the champion will arrive" [yay for konglish]
"So, champion has won the belt. What move did you do to win the champions belt?"
Second Hand: "What move did I do?"
"Yup" [Champion hand attacks Sansaengnim hand]
"No, no stop!!"
Second hand: "Cobra Twist!"
[After many listens the only word I can make out is "Animal", Doesn't seem to be a grammatical sentence as it has a noun at the end. so I'm gonna guess "Now I will fight this animal" :-/]
"No no, stop it"
Monster Hand: "Farewell"

Anyway, the language is Korean and the hand dude is supposed to be a taekwondo instructer rather than a karate sensei if you wanna add a tag. Taekwondo doesn't get much love.

As the grumpy hipster said to the shagen454 "[s]He's Korean"

the Sift Parade has now begun
listen to the engines hum
people out to have some fun
a cobra on my left
leopard on my right, yeah
(jim)

THE CLIPS:
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Babylon A.D.
Knowing
Sherlock Holmes
Death Race
The Uninvited
Max Payne
Fast & Furious
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Midnight Meat Train
Quarantine
2012
Ninja Assassin
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Whiteout
The Final Destination
Daybreakers
Race to Witch Mounta More..in
Moon
Inglourious Basterds
The Box
Obsessed
Friday the 13th
Star Trek
Terminator Salvation
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Watchmen
Dragonball
The Spirit
Carriers
Bangkok Dangerous
District 9
Surrogates
The Book of Eli
Mirrors
The Happening
Wanted
(some Russian title)
Sorority Row
Fighting
The Road
Angels & Demons
Jennifer's Body
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Pineapple Express
The Last House on the Left
The Haunting in Connecticut
Shutter Island

THE MUSIC:

AudioMachine - Akkadian Empire
Groove Addicts - Zero Hour
Audio Network - Mars
AudioMachine - Lachrimae (VadoskiN DNB mix)
Wild Rumpus Music - Blame It on the Falling Sky 2.0
John Murphy - The Last House On The Left SCORE

Store beer colored cobra venom in a beer glass around a bunch of guys with British commonwealth accents - accident waiting to happen.