I was backstage at a festival in Germany
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that’s cuz she’s Canadian
That’s why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian

That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Juno’s
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just pissed her off
When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome?
Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome?
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
In the Gia movie that was on HBO
And “If These Walls Could Talk” made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember
But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant

But I think that I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara
I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one

When I watched the first Star Wars movies, it always seemed that the Jedi were just extremely long lived due to the Force and that the Empire had been in power for such a long time people had forgotten about the republic. Even Yoda mentioned he was many hundreds of years old.

It wasn't until the horrible prequels that this was shown to be incorrect and that it had only been a couple of decades. Of course the prequels also introduced other stupid crap like midichlorians (sp?), ship and vehicle designs that seemed far more advanced than anything the empire had 20 years later, tech like robot sized force fields that block light sabers, the Emperor's face being caused by force lightning (instead of just being ancient), etc etc.

Plus, it wasn't just Han Solo who felt this way. For instance:

Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.

Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort-(begin force choke).

So, to be fair, either the Jedi should have had very little presence in the Republic in the prequels (like to the point that nobody really believed in them beyond 'that's a bunch of hokum), or it should have been many years between the fall and the rebellion. Of course, that means that Luke and Leia would have to have been like great great great grandkids of Vader's, but either way would have made more sense. Having them basically 'running' the Republic's military and people seeing them use the Force all the time just doesn't fit.

At least the French expose their charlatans, in the U.S. they get elected speaker of the house!

Maybe so, but she's gone now.

I expected a bigoted comment from a banjo-picking Cletus like yourself... Wait! That makes me clairvoyant, doesn't it?!

HON HON HON HON!!.. (That's just me laughing in my native language...)

There's a saying regarding folks like you: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Now get back to your strike, future-muslim.

i must not be clairvoyant because i thought he was going to get killed by the terminator

>> ^quantumushroom:

Fake, but then again, a Frenchie may actually be knocked out by a girly slap. JUST KIDDING, PUT DOWN YOUR WEIGHTED CROISSANTS.


I expected a bigoted comment from a banjo-picking Cletus like yourself... Wait! That makes me clairvoyant, doesn't it?!

HON HON HON HON!!.. (That's just me laughing in my native language...)

The moment the video started I knew that the baby's face was gonna end up on that dog's asshole. It was just clairvoyance, I don't know how I knew, but I just knew.

If you would like to see a longer lecture, check out this one from 6/07.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVL7QY0S8A
Smart, well-spoken, attractive, AND clairvoyant.

>> ^jonny:
On the other hand, what if the actual event that happens corresponds to some ridiculously unlikely event, say something like an airliner flying into a skyscraper (this is a real example, btw). Compute the chances of dreaming that and it actually happening. Absurdly small. I wouldn't want to assign any supernatural cause to the dream, but it is one of those data points that is very hard to account for. And, imho, explanations of chance and statistics like this should address the point.


I think it addressed that point fairly well. The idea is that you take into account the millions (or billions) of people having dreams the night before 9/11, and it would be absurd to think that at least some of them didn't dream about planes hitting skyscrapers. If you think of all the billions of people in the world, there were probably a few people every night dreaming of planes hitting skyscrapers since the inventions of planes and skyscrapers.

But if you are one of the few who did have that dream just before 9/11, you might be tempted to think it was clairvoyance, when it was really a statistical likelihood that just happened to involve you.

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?

>> ^Fusionaut:
I have a feeling this will be used in court one day. But it IS awesome


>> ^buzz:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1
T
he above link is to a story where an Australian man was arrested on using the internet to promote child abuse
.
.
because he posted the video to a website.
Man oh man!!!


It seems that I am clairvoyant...

Anyone buying lottery tickets?