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Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video)
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY
BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON
THAT LITTLE GIRL'S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE!
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA
HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?
THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR
START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME
MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND
IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G
FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D
YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW
START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED
MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN
EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE
MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN
WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON?
U CAN'T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN
NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW
YES DADDY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW
JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW
CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GANGSTA
HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL
'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?
DAAI BRA ANIES HY DROOM INNIE MANG JA
VAN MY PUNANI, JA JYS LEKKER JAS BRA
VINGER IN JOU HOL IN, NXA! HAAL UIT DIE GANJA
JA PAKKIE ZOL IN! KLAP IT SOOS N RASTA
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S DREAMING IN JAIL
DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY
FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN
JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTA
I RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE
PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON'T LIKE
I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT!
I'M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B.
YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P.
I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON'T EAT MEAT
2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE
LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME
I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED
RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG
I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON
ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG
I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON!
BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY
NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME!
SNY JOU KOEKIE!
SNY-SNY JOU SNOEKIE COOKIE!
Translated:
CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE
CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA
HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN GANGSTA
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S VARS UITIE MANG JA
WYS HOM PUNANI, WAARS JOU COOKIE THUMPER?
GEE HOM PUNANI, MAAR HY SOEKIE BUM BRA!
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S FRESH OUT OF JAIL
SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER?
GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM!
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN ROU BRA
EK BLOM MET ANIES LEKKER OPPIE SOFA
HE LOVE YO-LANDI COZ IM BLONDE ALL OVER
MAAR YOH! DAAI ANIES HY HOU VAN MY BOUDE!
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES HE'S A FUCKIN RAW BOY
I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA
HE'S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I'M BLONDE ALL OVER
BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM!
from YT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
These Three 11-Year-Olds Are Way More Metal Than You
Rockin' youngsters honin' their chops on the streets-Garage is making a move again-we need a douche after the last 20 years of rap, shit-pop, and indie-I'm tired of hipster's music as well, I'm with Eric Cartman on that one....sorry oritteropo
More destroy the machine vocalists and raw, primal tones-More live music with mixed instrumentation as well-Return to roots
Token, you're black, you can play bass.
The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
The Body of Christ!
The Body of Christ!
The Body of Christ!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I've never been so enticed!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
-E. Cartman, Faith +1
McDonalds comes to Africa
But it's dead!
"I am not fat. I am big boned." --Eric Cartman
Here's me when I am fat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant
Sorry, but our favorite Englishman beat you to it.
South Park S16E10 (Insecurity): All Bane Clips
Bane Cartman has been added as a related post - related requested by RFlagg on that post.
Garages beware! He has a bow!
He kind of sounds like Cartman. Respect, though, for actually putting some video out there. I have a bow, and the idea of making and firing my own scares me.
She's fat, so what?
People call me Cartman.
South Park: The Stick of Truth
During the conference, Matt and Trey were talking about the game, and writing for it.
And they were talking about something happening in Cartmans house, and that would lead them to have to go to kyles house.
Apparently, the two of them sat there for a second, looked at each other and went "Wait.. Where the fuck is kyles house?"
Because they never had to actually make a "map" of south park before.
Should be a fun little game
SHIRI, A Japanese Butt Robot That Responds to Touch
In the words of the immortal Cartman: The FUCK, dude, the FUCK?!
Sheldon from Big Bang meets Stephen Hawking
Sheldon is sort of the Eric Cartman of the intelligentsia.
And Cartman was the Dennis the Menace of...something that doesn't exist any more.
Skyrim Zoidberg Crabs
Reminds me of the old Quake 1/2/3 models folks made or downloaded to add some laughs or fun to the game. Which, FYI if you've ever played Quake 2 as Cartman, I made him (the one with a box of cheesy poofs) and added sounds for him. I had so much fun and got serious laughs in LAN parties with him.
Jimmy Kimmel - I Gave My Kids a Crappy Present Prank
last video comment = real-life Cartman.
Cartman takes a crap on Mr. Garrison's desk
>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^Quboid:
Does that expression strike anyone else as weird? "Take a crap"? Why would you take a crap, wouldn't it be better to leave one? "Cartman drops a crap on Mr. Garrison's desk".
I dunno why I'm bringing this up, it just always seems odd. I say it too, I'm not being a grammar Nazi here.
I appreciate your authentic view point.
My thoughts that occurred are that "take a crap " is shorter (as we are lazy) for "taking time to crap"
Or "crap" being the focus of the term, taking one instills a sense of bathroom break, " I am taking a bathroom break "
I dunno.
Crap.
From the Cockney. Mostly means "do the action involved with _____"
He took the Fifth.
Ahhh, I'm just taking the piss wit' ya.
Cartman takes a crap on Mr. Garrison's desk
>> ^Quboid:
Does that expression strike anyone else as weird? "Take a crap"? Why would you take a crap, wouldn't it be better to leave one? "Cartman drops a crap on Mr. Garrison's desk".
I dunno why I'm bringing this up, it just always seems odd. I say it too, I'm not being a grammar Nazi here.
I appreciate your authentic view point.
My thoughts that occurred are that "take a crap " is shorter (as we are lazy) for "taking time to crap"
Or "crap" being the focus of the term, taking one instills a sense of bathroom break, " I am taking a bathroom break "
I dunno.
Crap.
Cartman takes a crap on Mr. Garrison's desk
Does that expression strike anyone else as weird? "Take a crap"? Why would you take a crap, wouldn't it be better to leave one? "Cartman drops a crap on Mr. Garrison's desk".
I dunno why I'm bringing this up, it just always seems odd. I say it too, I'm not being a grammar Nazi here.