Megatron: Constructicons, you dimwits! You're suppose to fight the AUTOBOTS!

The fucking things Michael Bay fucking says are such a fucking inspiration to me. It's not about art, it's about the Autobots and how GOOD they are. Shit yeah, Michael Bay. Shit yeah, we love that.

Why did both Data and the Autobots build robot children? That doesn't make any sense at all... it's not like they're going to grow up into adult robots!

Autobots....transform and merge into Independence !!!!

Autobots, roll out.

>> ^yellowc:
So what about the emergency call? Not urgent any more? Keep driving, worry about paperwork later?


It's okay, the police officer radioed in to let the response desk know that the Autobots were on the case

>> ^NicoleBee:
Bumblebee is made out of paper, apparently
Now they have to make an incompetent autobot K-9 truck tertiary character to ruin everything in the movie!


Did sweet bugger all to the Suburban.

This was not in the script or part of the movie.

After the tie-dyed sh!tfest that was the last movie, who the hell would even notice?


Also: Autobots convoy = gay, conspicuous and conspicuously gay.

I know! It looks like the crumple zones are made of cardboard!

>> ^NicoleBee:

Bumblebee is made out of paper, apparently
Now they have to make an incompetent autobot K-9 truck tertiary character to ruin everything in the movie!

Bumblebee is made out of paper, apparently

Now they have to make an incompetent autobot K-9 truck tertiary character to ruin everything in the movie!

Soundwave superior. Autobots inferior.

Oh man, is this from that 80's Transformers movie? There were so many Autobots and Decepticons that were killed it's probably not suitable for kids.

If only the terrorists, the Autobots would quit terrorising Cybertron in their dissent against the ruling Decepticons.

"Autobots..." (You know the rest! )

Blaster? Was that the autobots version of the decepticon Soundwave?