Haha, that is fucking great.

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand.

It couldn't stand for shit.

Just sat there. Big let down.



The man is a poet. But don't tell him.

Pretty funny, but this sums up my feelings on twatter: http://www.videosift.com/video/Ben-Stiller-Explains-Twitter-to-Mickey-Rooney

^Exactly. When blogging first started, I thought "Wow, you can't show the world how much more self-absorbed you are than this." I was wrong. The ONLY redeeming factor I can see about Twitter would be its use in emergency situations like campus shootings, first responders, etc.

I still don't get the twitter hate. If blogging is ok then what's wrong with micro-blogging? Personally I mostly use it as an RSS reader and the search is a nice complement to google. And reading what some real people are thinking about, assuming they have something interesting to say, can be anything from revealing to funny.

Holy shit, that man is a genius.

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

It's like... zen...