WTF?

So it was my roommates birthday last night, and he wanted to go bar hopping. Sure thing. We start off at a sports bar and eat some dinner. From there he wanted to go to Club Texas - which is supposed to be the only country bar in the area. At least, you would think they played country. But no.

It was all complete and utter shit: Soulja boy, Sean Paul, Juvenile and other equally shitty music.

I hate rap, with a fucking firey passion that burns in the depth of my soul. There was a point in time where it was good and may have actually had a good message, but that time is long gone. After about half an hour of being there, I had almost snapped. I literally entertained the idea of ripping my own eyelids off. I seriously had them pinched in my fingers.
I'm gonna go ahead and show you some lyrics from these awesome and intelligent songs.

"Back that ass up"
Hoes clown when you pass, yeah
They mad, yeah
You gon' ride in the Jag, yeah
With dad, yeah
You could smoke or buy a bag, yeah
A grass, yeah
Got money I confess, yeah
And trash, yeah
I'm a Big Tymer nigga, yeah
Pulling trigger, yeah
A player hater to flip with, yeah
Gon' head and fill it, yeah
I be slanging wood, yeah
Out the hood, yeah

"Soulja Boy" - which I hate even more, gets hard criticism from long time rappers as well. from the AP: "“They’re not making substance material — they’re not really going into creating a sound,” complains the rap veteran Snoop Dogg."

Lyrics:
"Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes""

Wtf? that can't even be taken out of context to look any worse.

I guess all you need to sell an album is a good beat people can dance to. Fuck music that actually has lyrics that make sense.

But I couldn't help but laugh when they played Sean Paul. I just though of Fish hat the ewe from the storm, and it soothed me a bit.

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