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I didn't date someone because when I leaned in to kiss her I could see all of these unsightly random hairs poking up from under her make up. I almost puked.

Sorry, ladies. But unfortunately those random hairs, if not attended to for like, I don't know, months and months at a time, they can start growing. Even as a guy if I see that shit on my face, it's gone. So I just couldn't deal and actually turned out of the kiss.

It was classic. Classic like the disgusting close up shots from Ren & Stimpy. I could even hear the tugboat fog horn blasting 2 tones of gtfo pork chops sandwiches. God, it did not smell good either.

Don't miss out on girls just on account of a couple of facial hair. I tell you, these vaginas are a real treat!

Sorry for my honesty. That's really all I can ever say.

I'm a serious control freak like before you date me sign this contract and shave twice a day. Always comb, etc. Etc. All I can say is that's just the way it is.

Earth, a land where obsession dominates. Blame my lord and master Satan on these problems. Amen.