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The 10 Stages of Having to Pee

The ability to hold my bladder until my drill sergeant authorized me to evacuate is one of the many things I learned while I was enlisted in the US Army. It is also probably the most useful thing I learned as far as I am concerned.
articianjokingly says...

<quote>The ability to hold my bladder until my drill sergeant authorized me to evacuate is one of the many things I learned while I was enlisted in the US Army. It is also probably the most useful thing I learned as far as I am concerned.</quote>

See, I always try to tell people the Army is good for something, and here's proof.

antsays...

What's the longest time you have held it?

I used to be able to hold mine all day as a callow ant, but now I can't even hold it sometimes for minutes, an hour, a few hours, etc. even if I haven't drank anything for many hours!

articiansaid:

<quote>The ability to hold my bladder until my drill sergeant authorized me to evacuate is one of the many things I learned while I was enlisted in the US Army. It is also probably the most useful thing I learned as far as I am concerned.</quote>

See, I always try to tell people the Army is good for something, and here's proof.

antsays...

Ah, how often do you have to go? I'm old now esp(ecially) today.

articiansaid:

@ant, oh I was being passive aggressive about the military. I have nothing to do with them, and can't hold my bladder at all. Maybe I should have enlisted!

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