Second Most Useless Invention EVER?

In keeping with the mood of arvana's recent "Most useless invention EVER!" sift, I thought I'd share a closely related, yet slightly more useful, toilet paper dispenser..
pipp3355says...

hey, i was just thinkin.. you could give your fanny a proper wipe out with this here gadgetizery... in fact, you could say that after wiping your fanny out with this.. it would be clean as a silver whistle..

HaricotVertsays...

You only need to fold about 4-6 times for double ply. Any more and you're gonna be seeking out a plunger if you have any of those crappy (yes, that was a pun) "low-flow toilets" the government requires now.

budzossays...

Three squares is enough? Maybe if you're deployed in Iraq.

I'm to the point where I shower after almost every dump. If there are baby wipes or paper towels to wet down, I feel I can get clean enough that I don't need a shower. It's been years since I used only toilet paper.

It's like Will Smith said "if you were walking down the street and you got some feces on your arm, would you be happy just to rub it off with some dry kleenex?"

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