If one uses Canadian TV as the antithesis of the programming tactics discussed above as a litmus for the effects on crimes in a country's population, well, one can see what causes the crime. Network programming is a crime in most countries...called mind control...social engineering-designed for the subjugation and enslavement of the masses O, Canada! If only you were not so FORKKING COLD!!!!

That was excellent!

I'd like to dedicate this post to my extreme luck at having miraculously been able to survive to my current age without ever falling victim to:

AIDs, nuclear war, terrorism, salmonella, rabies, penis removal by a jealous lover, carpal tunnel syndrome, H1N1, hostage crisis, arson, skin cancer from global warming / ozone layer depletion, nanotechnology attack, killer bee stings, school gun violence, erectile dysfunction, guerrilla insurgents, sex-crazed porn addict serial killers, wrath of God / Muhammed / Shiva / Buddha / Flying Spaghetti Monster, testicular cancer, flesh eating bacteria, sticky pedals or exploding gas tanks in my car, stingrays piercing my heart, earthquakes / tsunamis / hurricanes / tornadoes, cellphone brain tumors, prostate cancer, anal probes (except to prevent prostate cancer), fundamental loss of reality due to playing video games, spontaneous human combustion,
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now if only t3rr0rists would threaten spreading diabetes instead of b0mb1ng or anthra><... awareness-generating-news-coverage.

part 3 is great... beware the treachery of snow!

I've said it before, i'll say it again:
Charlie Brooker - delivering devastatingly accurate piss-takes with pinpoint accuracy.

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