OMG that was hilariously well done.

The Chaser strikes again . . .

he didn't order the smile!

(it's free)

plastiquemonkey must have worked at McDonald's because that's what they beat into your heads day in day out, in that monolithic corporate work camp!

I hate french fries...
I always only order the burger - they always want to upsell me - EVERTIME.
A few times they didn't even ask, they just did it.
Which of course pisses me off, cause then they try to charge me.
Most of the time I don't even notice they charged me because I order for the whole family - using Interac

at the end when they are bringin' all the fries (always at the end), I start counting and they always have too many.

Then I have to begin the process of trying to get my money back (interac-ly) - what a nightmare.

In the end, they always let me keep the fries, no charge.
BUT I DON't WANT THE - THAT's WHY I DIDN'T ORDER THEM!!!!


OK, Vent finished!
thnx