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"I used to be president when I was your age, son! And I will win the post of king again this next tuesday! Someone keeps stealing my teeth! I'm oooold..."

well, he may very well win in January, but the election results come in in November. Perhaps he's talking about a Parcheesi or pinochle game that we don't know about. Benefit of the doubt. I think it's parcheesi.

No, old people play pinochle or hearts. They get up at 4:00 am, have breakfast at 4:30, have lunch at 8:00, dinner at noon, and then they're in bed by 2:00 pm. That's a full day, Cochise!

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