1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
N/A
1a.If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
wouldn't it still be "my reality" only in a different time? is this in fact a tiem machine or a dimensional transport? Is only my understanding of reality that is "traded", so this is some drug experiment?
2.Who are you more fond of?
"Most" fond of would be correct otherwise you have to list all but one person
3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
own or wear regularly?
3b.boxers or briefs
boxer briefs (no, seriously)
4.mac or pic
PIC or other embedded, prefer MSP430
5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
salmonella seems more survivable, thanks
5a.who would you wish lime disease upon???
a lemon
6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
I'll take the salon styled hair
7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
cheese and gravy fries
8.tits, ass, or leg man
and/or makes this a better question
9.chair stand or prostrate
i don't jump off the high dive
10.cat dog or reptile
cat dog or at least the glow-in-the-dark cat
11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
salmon turkey or spicy chicken soft
12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
the only capitalization involves USNews?! I believe they use an ampersand FFS
13.beer preference?
yes please
14.can you open it for me?
are you hot and female?
15.Ever arrested?
I only have to list felonies
16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
Cheetos flavored Doritos (seriously, the best shortlived product ever)
17.dog or cat person?
reptile?
18.bangs, balding or rug?
wood floors
19.five most cherished possessions
why don't you just say coveted? and then smote me. it's a trap.
20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustacthe
yes, yes, yes, no... also must he act? is this Inside the Actor's Studio?
21.religion, raised as
questionmark, missing is

For the record, I did this out of boredom, and not for any roast, in fact, I doubt I would attend such event, but you are welcome to send choggie to accept my award in absentia.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
I take copious amounts of data. And when I am not taking it, I am analyzing it.

If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
I would probably want to go see dinosaurs.

2.Who are you more fond of?
I am going to have to go with A out of the these.
A..Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
boxers or briefs
I have 6 pairs of shoes and 10 boxers. None of them match.

4.mac or pic
I used to own a PC but my adviser bought me a macbook


5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
who would you wish lime disease upon???
Firing Squad. Err... tough one. I would not wish lime disease on anyone.

6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
There is another tough one. I haven't read any of Asimov's books, but his short stories are great. I have read nothing from Faust and I like Gore Vidal, but I have only read one book and short stories. I will go with Asimov.

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Cherry.

8.tits, ass, or leg man
ass.

9.chair stand or prostrate
? Chair stand.

10.cat dog or reptile
Dog. I am really allergic to cats, but I love them. From about 1-21 I had a huge cat. She was amazing, but my mom would make me brush her. I hated it because my eyes would swell and I would sneeze. My mom only gave over when we went to the doctor for my sisters allergy test and they tested me as well for some reason. It turned out that my sister was not allergic to anything, but cats were the death of me.

11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
bird.

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Time.

13.beer preference?
Troegs Hopback.

14.can you open it for me?
Yes, I always take care of my friends.

15.Ever arrested?
No.

16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Both.

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Shaved, but I have a lot hair.

19.five most cherished possessions
My mind. My life. My dad's pen. My pocket knife. I don't own my fiance so I cant say her... Hmmm... My dad's watch.

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache
clean shaven or stubble.

For such a high end 3D demo, it seems a glaring error that the dinosaur (the one flinging the water from itself - in a Vidal Sassoon head whipping style) has no vertical movement whatsoever.

A really outstanding panel of speakers (Gore Vidal, Lewis H. Lapham, Barton J. Bernstein, Robert Higgs and Thomas Gale Moore).

I'm glad you posted this. Thanks.