The Semen Sharpshooter is my school mascot. The band's trombone section is a little provocative, but has a lot of school spirit.

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Awesome. I have Bach's cello suites for trombone. Staple stuff, highly technical.

Should I try for a complete list?

choking the chicken
quickest way to the bell end
just head up the dirt track
lost the time? lost a watch?
spanking the ass
dog in water? poodle in a tub? smells like wet dog?
spit roast
cream pie
tradesmen
paint it red? paint the wall red?
teabagging
hand shandy
boar with sword?
docking manuever
head
beef curtains
ball in the corner pocket
stinky
69
dirty sanchez
Ron Jeremy
meat sandwich
rusty trombone
wads of tissue

Help me with any I messed up and I'll correct my post.

Why can't anybody animate a trombone correctly? The Simpsons get it wrong at the start of every single episode...

Needs more trombones. Otherwise--cool!

Brilliant.

But they couldn't have used "76 Trombones" from The Music Man?

There's also a page somewhere on the internets showing how many times they say shields/phasers/power is at 47% in the various Star Treks - my favorite number.

A kazoo through a broken trombone. Crafty.

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I don't see why not? Looks like:

1. Golden shower
2. Pitcher/Catcher
3. Bestiality? Interracial? Not sure...
4. Rusty trombone
5. Dwarf/cleaning lady
6. Bestiality again?
7. Asian/HJ
8. String of beads
9. Dirty Sanchez
10. Pierced cock maybe?
11. Female golfers
12. Hairless pussy (that cat is beautiful!)
13. S&M, bondage
14. Teabagging

Hah! It's a condom commercial? Good one.

Song is "In the Middle", by Afred 'Pee Wee' Ellis, James Brown's 60's trombone player.

Band is Osaka Monaurail.

Watch MythBusters on goldfish memory: http://www.tv.com/mythbusters/sinking-titanic-goldfish-memory-trombone-explosion/episode/315607/summary.html