>> ^messenger:

There's some things in life like this video which you cannot enjoy as intended the first time if they're spoiled. The Crying Game is another example. Murder She Wrote is another.>> ^Yogi:
>> ^messenger:
Does nobody understand what a spoiler is?

I've got a friend who hates spoilers...then I read an article on Wired that said spoilers don't hurt and may even increase your enjoyment of a movie or show. So I hit him with a wrench over and over and over cause FUCK HIM I'LL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT YEARS AGO AND HE SHOULD'VE WATCHED BY NOW!!!



Which is why the Crying Game sucks and Columbo is better than Murder She Wrote.

There's some things in life like this video which you cannot enjoy as intended the first time if they're spoiled. The Crying Game is another example. Murder She Wrote is another.>> ^Yogi:

>> ^messenger:
Does nobody understand what a spoiler is?

I've got a friend who hates spoilers...then I read an article on Wired that said spoilers don't hurt and may even increase your enjoyment of a movie or show. So I hit him with a wrench over and over and over cause FUCK HIM I'LL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT YEARS AGO AND HE SHOULD'VE WATCHED BY NOW!!!

SCLU?

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Can some other SCLU member take the reins on this? Schmawy? I have personal reasons why speaking on choggie's behalf would make my soul feel dark and empty. Still, fair is fair, and if he's going to be let back in, which he obviously has, then it's unreasonable to keep him hobbled for eternity. Here goes my soul...

Is his hobbling to protect us from him? Or is it to serve as a mild form of public humiliation to make those of us who are obviously in the minority on the site feel some semblance of partial justice for his return? Not that I think dag's intentions were callous and malicious, obviously, just that if it's any of those two things then I think it's the wrong reason for hobbling.

I vote to lift it eventually. Maybe not now. But when the time is right. There. I said it. I'm off to shower. A long Crying Game type shower.

>> ^blankfist:
A long Crying Game type shower.

Can some other SCLU member take the reins on this? Schmawy? I have personal reasons why speaking on choggie's behalf would make my soul feel dark and empty. Still, fair is fair, and if he's going to be let back in, which he obviously has, then it's unreasonable to keep him hobbled for eternity. Here goes my soul...

Is his hobbling to protect us from him? Or is it to serve as a mild form of public humiliation to make those of us who are obviously in the minority on the site feel some semblance of partial justice for his return? Not that I think dag's intentions were callous and malicious, obviously, just that if it's any of those two things then I think it's the wrong reason for hobbling.

I vote to lift it eventually. Maybe not now. But when the time is right. There. I said it. I'm off to shower. A long Crying Game type shower.

Love the Crying Game moment at the end.

DING DONG! Suddenly "Lady" gaga got a whole lot more interesting Cue crying game cover...

>> ^Lann:
Not a lot there to burn.


I think he had it tucked back "Crying Game" style - I assume as soon as he started jumping up and down, it let loose and he got himself a "Hotdog!"

Oh, and while we are at it: the chick in the Crying game... that isn't a chick.

OK, so now we’ve had the “Crying Game.” No OF, we don’t need to see THAT.

Wow, look at all that love displayed here. It just makes you want to choke like when I read the description of your last meal request - all stirred together?!? So, I suppose you’re from the school of thought that believes “it all goes to the same place.” Well I guess it comes down to what you’re used to . . . so did you grow up on casseroles or dumpster diving? At least you know not to mix your poisons. Although I’d have to wonder what a milk- Mountain Dew -Jack Daniels combo would taste like? On second thought, nanh.

Actually, OF, with some of the things said around here, you might want to worry about the passes made at you. Who knows what’s at the other end of your sticky keyboard. Some of them might even think their SiftBot’s gift to the Internet.

Now about that super power you requested, “invisibility” . . . . I believe some sifters may have already granted you that ability. And if they haven’t already, you might just ask them. Wow, you could speak freely. That might get kind of lonely, though, just you and SiftBot talking. Oh wait, you got your girl, too. Y’all could be the three amigos.

Your list of prized possessions should make moving fairly easy. Of course four of them require constant replacing. By now you’ve smoked them already. Let us know when you’re back from the Kwicky Mart.

VideoSift is self-entertainment, eh? I guess your self-entertainment needs to be plugged in – oh wait . . . . Moving on to things you are afraid of . . . wow, you would have to go out of your way to find scorpions or candiru. Since you brought up the candiru and concern for your wiener, didn’t you read your article that you’d have to be urinating in the Amazon River. But then the article argues why that wouldn’t really work either – urine stream velocity and problem of pure urine, or so it says. OK, I don’t want to keep beating this joke and all. No, I wasn’t talking about your . . . nevermind . . .

I’ll leave the donkey in the bathtub alone. It’s just a donkey . . .

OK, I’m still scanning your hodgepodge of information . . . so much to play with, so little time. I have to leave something for the others to mess with.

Next . . .

Nope, sensed the Crying Game moment coming right from the beginning.

LOVE POWER!

... unless this turned out to be an outtake from The Crying Game.