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He's not Walken, he's Dancin'!

Silent anti-masturbation message dubbed with 50 cent

Vexus (Member Profile)

Don't interrupt Julian Smith while he's Reading a Book

poolcleaner says...

About a week ago I opened my wallet at a bar or a bank or something, and I received a compliment for having a library card in my wallet. O.G. Huntington Beach and Westminster Library card holder representin'!

Before the internet, the common man was dumber than shit and my edge was that I read books at the library. In fact, it was NOT cool to know things about things.

Now I'm comparitively dumb because motherfuckers be like "3rd law of thermodynamics, pssshhh, I know EVERYTHING bout that." /ALTAVISTA

I mean, that's cool that people know things now --but, damn, having that edge was really nice.

And then I had the internet and no one did, and my edge was even huger. I made bank designing shitty ass webpages for shitty ass old people with shitty ass businesses. Now everyone gots it and the people with money laid down the pressure and it's a machine of controlled behavior and wallet squeezing. (I squeeze wallets for a living but it's more in sync with Winston Smith working for big bro.)

But I digress... Shhhhh, I'm on my iPhone -- nope, A BOOK.

Bring it back! Don't let Barnes & Nobles close dooooowwwwn. You may dis on the B&N, but that's part of the levee of popular opinion; how assholes of the future will monetize. If our corporate overlords and money trading thugs realize that books ain't selling, they won't hesitate to shut down a library. For the people. For the taxes. For God. You got a book. It's the bible now STFU.

Then we'll only have the internet and information will successfully be filtered down into an easily manipulated data stream -- which it is, but it's not fully there yet. We need to INTEGRATE FACEBOOK WITH EVERY ASPECT OF EXISTENCE.

Shut down all printing presses. When you pick up a book in the future it will turn to dust in your hands and then the CAVE PEOPLE WILL DEVOUR YOU.

Brains. Brains. Nom. Guts and gore. Your children will be eaten alive; torn to shreds, while blood flows out of their arteries into the machines of death.. Force fucked women of your sub-species impregnated by the semen of the dead in order to make more food. More foooooooooooooood -- YOUR PROGENY ARE FOOD.

And all because of the system which interrupts a motherfuck for reading a book.

Thrift Shop Acoustic is good!

Trancecoach says...

looks like she's lip-syncing.. Good cover, tho
Too bad she doesn't sell me on bein' any kind of thrift shop rat.. more like designer tags for this gal.

Itchy Gums

Shepppard says...

That actually is the dialogue, it's just out of sync.

And from the looks of the "Global" tag in the corner, I'm guessing this is Canadian.

poolcleaner said:

Did you find the original or did you find that this was a comedy sketch? Obviously it's dubbed, but what is the actual dialog?

alien_concept (Member Profile)

radx says...

It's not like they had a lot of shame to begin with, but recently...

You mentioned the rather scandalous jumper remark. Between this and the food packages distributed by the Red Cross and the electricity/heating issue and the NHS/Lewisham proceedings and the privatisation of the Royal Mail for a pittance and the housing situation in the greater London area, I'm rather surprised you haven't paraded Dave's head around on a pike just yet.

Today's Guardian had a few pieces about cold food, damp homes, freezing pensioners and overcrowded food banks -- it was as depressing as it was infuriating.

The establisment has always been out of sync with what most people perceive to be reality, but Dave and his buddies seem to have cut all ties to the rest of the country.

alien_concept said:

Okay, I'm up to speed. This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. They're in the middle of rushing through the gagging laws which would effectively stop activists and protests. They have stopped all but a very few cases of legal aid, so if you're poor you're not now entitled to justice. Cameron and co. told people last week if they're truly faced with putting food on the table or heating the house up then "Put a jumper on." And on and on and on...

They're not bothered about hiding anything anymore, that's all

Dad Lip Syncs his Daughter's Temper Tantrum

Daft Train - How To Dance Properly on Get Lucky

Snohw says...

0:25 - stopped

Sorry but it's horribly out of sync, ya guys audio-visually impaired?
It only has to be 0.2 sec badly layered for the dance to be CLEARLY for music slightly faster than this song.

Perfectly synchronized gears on high-speed servos

robbersdog49 says...

To run at this level of syncronisation there must be a very effective monitoring and feedback system. It's not just mechanical syncing that will drift over time (like a watch will lose a second a day or so). If it can do this demonstration, correcting for the effect of the movements and turns on the speed of the gears, then it will just keep correcting for as long as you want.

artician said:

I want to see them run for 24 hours straight in the same position with no interference. If they pass that, I want to see them do it for a week straight. If they pass that, 1 year. Then we'll talk.

Ricky Gervais on His "Pathological Atheism"

poolcleaner says...

You know what really annoys me? So-called theists that trample over the idea that "we don't know what happens when we die", as if it were something never before considered in western philosophy. Shadows on a wall. That's all any human can know. Oh, but the voices (or "feeling" of a holy/unholy spirit) of "god" in your head confirmed that they're real because they said so..!? K...

Does anyone else not see the inherent security risk here? How does a god truly interface with a human mind and authenticate its validity beyond all shadows of doubt? Oh, you just know right? As if you're the expert on human perception. If the concept of demons or Satan be real, perhaps there is only that. Have you considered? Of course not, devout theist, the clause exists for a reason -- do not tempt. Never question. Does this sound like freedom... or tyranny at work?

Maybe the voice of "good" is in reality bad. Perhaps all voices from other realms (should you wish to believe such a concept) are the voices and feelings from another world bent on conquering our own. You don't know and you're better off ignoring ALL of this bullshit. One man's god is another man's demon and thus it's safe to just assume they're all demons, should you even fucking ignorantly consider believing this nonsense.

It's the only rational conclusion that I can imagine which takes into account the inherent security risks between potential "linked" worlds, and in which relinquishes fearful self interest and acquisition of "treasures" in the after life (afterlife class war much?). It's like clicking on an insane URL in an email from Sender: "God" h__p:/godisreal.com/eternity?reward=/script%3E%123.45.69%mansion%in%the%sky/script%3E!YOURMINDSASLAVENOW. Would you seriously do that? You have no idea and you didn't even consider that belief could lead to damnation. It's just too easy. And what do we say about things that are too easy? I know what that means in this life, thank you very much.

Now you're hacked. Idiot. And you call unbelievers stupid and sad. For fuck's sake you can't even control your own mind's will to sync with the known patterns of security that we use for survival in this world. You think you're going to be safe in the next? You're ensnared and if you have an eternal soul, I HAVE PITY FOR YOU.

All we really know is that we don't know. It's not a revolutionary idea and in my honest opinion, if there is a life after death, then facing the ultimate fear of your own mortality is a challenge for true fulfillment of an undeserving eternity.

To believe in an after life without question is not to admit ones mortality. Admitting your mortality is a sobering and freeing concept. Again, I continue to feel pity for those whose minds are not free to process this.

She Sounds Just Like A Young Michael Jackson

dannym3141 says...

I think the audio just slightly sits out of sync with the video so it looks a bit strange at first, but it is there, and i think it's mostly single notes so it might not sound like what you're expecting. Guitars are playing the very high and the very low (bass) notes.

doogle said:

I don't hear that guitar at all.
He keeps strumming like it's connected to something.

Digital Carjackers Show Off New Attacks

Payback says...

Other than tuning all your stations to Radio Free N.A.M.B.L.A. and making calls to Necrophiliac 900 numbers, I don't see where the concerns come in.

The Sync system has no data connection to the Engine Management, or in the case of the above video, Anti-lock Brake and Traction-Control Systems. It's a glorified stereo.

Fransky said:

Jeez, any Ford with SYNC is a wireless hotspot.

That is......concerning

Digital Carjackers Show Off New Attacks

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