Maybe I'm pointing out the obvious here, or being overly layman about it but I see a difference between government borne stimulus and business borne stimulus.

In times like these the government may try stimulus or austerity but both have benefits and drawbacks that (in a general sense) cancel themselves out. The money that has to go somewhere, has to come from somewhere.

Corporation borne stimulus is different; the money doesn't always have to come from anywhere - the rich already have it. Look at Apple's $76 billion stockpile for example. Or the billions of dollars of banker bonuses when everyone else was getting screwed.

What we need is a culture shift; where the rich and the system value themselves and their businesses not on the amount of money they have; but instead on how many people they employ and how much they pay them.

People talk about the fallacy of trickle down economics and this is the cause of why it can't work. A business looks at it's bottom line and it's only goal is to increase it. You can only do this by increasing sales and/or reducing operating costs.

Reducing operating costs is the business version of austerity, and it's like being a vampire sucking the shit out of everyone who ever did you a favour. Sure your bottom line was protected, but a thousand people who made you good money are thrown out on the street. Your sales go down because nobody has any money, so you go ahead and reduce operating costs again; into a futile spiral chasing after impossible growth.

Ironically people lobby for reduced taxation of the rich to stimulate trickle down economics; but if you actually did the opposite and (for example) imposed a 100% tax over a certain earnings threshold THEN you'd have trickle down as businesses are forced to invest internally to avoid taxation. Increasing, not reducing taxes on the rich forces them to spend their fucking money instead of withhold it from the economy.

Who was it I wanted to suck off?...Shit let me go find my list.

>> ^mentality:
>> ^sme4r:
Yeah, I get harassed by people who suck the shit out of their chicken wings. According to them, I never "Get all the meat." It's disgusting. He was so proud that he eats the cartilage, fuckin' gross.

You think cartilage is disgusting? WTF is wrong with you?
Cartilage is made from collagen, which is found in the very meat you're eating. And guess what gelatin is made from? You might as well call everything from gummy bears, yogurt, to cream cheese disgusting.
Such a prissy attitude; You're like a 5 year old.


Lol, embarassing overreaction.

>> ^sme4r:
Yeah, I get harassed by people who suck the shit out of their chicken wings. According to them, I never "Get all the meat." It's disgusting. He was so proud that he eats the cartilage, fuckin' gross.


Eating the cartilage seems to be a cultural thing. My step-mother is Dominican and was the first person I ever saw do this. I thought it was pretty weird at the time, but I started asking other Hispanic people I knew and it was pretty universal.

The narrator sounds pretty white, but maybe it's common in certain regions too.

>> ^sme4r:
Yeah, I get harassed by people who suck the shit out of their chicken wings. According to them, I never "Get all the meat." It's disgusting. He was so proud that he eats the cartilage, fuckin' gross.


You think cartilage is disgusting? WTF is wrong with you?
Cartilage is made from collagen, which is found in the very meat you're eating. And guess what gelatin is made from? You might as well call everything from gummy bears, yogurt, to cream cheese disgusting.
Such a prissy attitude; You're like a 5 year old.

Yeah, I get harassed by people who suck the shit out of their chicken wings. According to them, I never "Get all the meat." It's disgusting. He was so proud that he eats the cartilage, fuckin' gross.

SNL FUCKING sucks


yea shit on my dick, FCC

I am so gonna suck the shit out of your butthole. Just, you know... just, FYI...

Thanks very much for the save and votes - as my favourite: I was slightly disappointed that it didn't get through 6 months ago! All the lyrics:

Oh my fucking god man, ahhh. fucking serious
Jesus Christ, man. already?
Man, time flies like a motherfucker.

Rise and shine!
Yet another day to toss away
What does my clock display?
It says eight
Shit, I'm late for work again, so then
I dip with my pad and my pen
Step into the work place with my work face
Wince at my time card cuz I'm scarred
Mad cuz I sacrifice my day and gets me
A trifling hourly wage of six fifty, nifty
Now I'm off to slave quarters
With a whole bunch of other people's sons and daughters
Working so they can be mothers and fathers
Laboring real hard, hoping the boss offers
More petty cash to his bums and paupers
Kissing his ass cuz they hoping they prosper
Here's the math:
You work a third of your day, away
The government takes a third of your check, correct
You go home and drink cuz you don't get
An ounce of respect, and your spirit is wrecked
Life is a gift to be enjoyed, every second every minute
It's temporary, not infinite
Yet I find myself looking at the clock
hoping for the day to fly by, so I ask myself "Why?"
I'm doing this remedial work for second graders
I'm an educator with mega-flavor, so
Maybe I should just jump up and get ill
Maybe I should let these people know they're being killed
Maybe I should try my very best to chill, and get paid
Cuz I gotta pay bills, raa!

"Excuse me brother, can you please stop making that noise
so I can talk? Thank you. Now the boss says he wants you to come up
with more copies of these checks, and the last thing he wants is you to
move the desk to the basement, and can I have this stapler?"

(Hey there champ,
big boss man says you been late 3 days in a row,
better sharpen up)

Aw, this fucking place sucks - same shit everyday
Like to wring the boss' neck though, if only dreams could come true

Dead boss, somebody call Red Cross
I guess he got caught up in my mental holocaust
How much did it cost?
Just a little piece of my mind for peace of mind
"But he's bleeding!"
Oh no, leave him. He'll be fine
He'll heal on his own
if you just give him some time
Considering the fact that his face is misaligned
His legs are over there lying right next to his spine
"Lunchtime!"

Huh? Oh, Jesus, must have been daydreaming

My boss walks by, he's looking just like an asshole
Smiling because he jerks niggas for minimum cash flow
He's cool to my face but I swear I heard him laugh though
Tickled by the fact that I'm the modern day Sambo
And just when I think that I'm about to go Rambo
I call up my man and he says he understands, yo
We all are being murdered by a similar process
Whether you work at the candy store
Or slave at the office
The purpose of our life is just to serve the economy
They misinform our minds to paint a picture of harmony
But if you listen then you know that shits out of tune
Cuz the function of our life is just to work and consume
Fuck reaching out to help the next, there ain't any room
Just close your eyes and block your ears and march to your doom
But since I really ain't getting paid for my time
I pulled out my pen and started writing a rhyme
Can't you see that I'm busy, jerk?
Don't you dare approach me with busy work
Take another step and get hurt
By the man that embodies mad years of anger
A cool bro, soon to be the Boston Strangler
Everything inside of me is about to erupt
Cuz a righteous individual just likes to corrupt
I knew he'd lock me up if I started a brawl
So I deaden, and I punch the clock the fuck off the wall

Yea that's right motherfucker
you can't keep underpaying people and mistreating them all the time
That's gonna resort to crime.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
Fakts, yo cut this motherfucker, man.