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9/11: The Conspiracy Files
It's kind of naively sweet that one of the conspiracy nuts quotes a fictional character (Sherlock Holmes) to make a point.
What strikes me most watching this is the fevered egos of the conspiracy theorists;
they remind me of religious fanatics in that they're so sure of their conclusion that they'll pick bits that support their theories and throw away the majority.
Sorry, but I'll take Popular Mechanics over some snot with a Radio Shack laptop any day.
I see no evidence of "hit and run journalism" here; I see systematic reporting on hit and run conspiracy theorists.
Why Soy Is NOT a Health Food
Sorry, I couldn't watch the whole thing. I lost interest after he mentioned nattō as being a healthy form of soy. If you've ever seen (or smelled) nattō, I don't see how anyone ever looked at it and said "hey lets eat this and see what it tasts like." It looks like beans mixed with snot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto
Tour of Virgin America Cabin - letVAfly.com
More likely that not, a twisted combo of cost overruns, competitor sway and positioning, good-ol' boy network/airworks, etc. This is the last ditch effort, of a struggling, large-stakes and small-hand player-
More power to em, the best part of any filght, is the experience other than, the ass-raping prices!
Beats the hell outta, snot-nosed kids in sardine-sized seats, and in flight meals consisting of a brown-paper-bag, as you board......forget to grab, lose yer lunch!
oh, and fuck no smoking on airplanes......they need a plexi-opaque cubicle, that ventillates....fer chrissakes, New York to China, without a fag....Bollocks!
Jet Li's "Fist of Legend" - The Fight for the School
From Everything2 comes *SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!*: How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
"Sound strange? The most I can offer is some quick advice. You want to take on his righteous wrath, go for it. But there are some things you should know first. Bear with me now, and fast forward to the point in the film after he returns to Shanghai and discovers that his teacher and adoptive father, the Fist of Legend, is dead. Ok, now he's walking out of the kung fu school with That Look on his face.
Great. Ok, so he walks into the Japanese dojo. Now all the students there are getting angry at him. Our lessons can begin.
NEVER be the first guy to run up to Jet Li and slug him. He was waiting for that one since he walked in the door. You'll just end up getting your arm twisted around and then he'll probably throw you into a big crowd of your classmates.
Oh, man, did you see that guy? There's another important lesson. Flying jump kicks don't really work all that well on this hombre. You try to pull something like that, don't plan on having children. Now, you might think that just because you've got 40 or 50 of your classmates hanging around with you, you can just rush him. As you can plainly see, that isn't going to work. Don't feel bad - It's not that you're a bunch of pansies or anything. You just have to consider the mathematics at work against you here. Note the following formula.
Kung Fu Ass Beating Formula: Jet Li
V = S(17R)^2 + (X)
See, V is the total volume of ass, S is the scene number in the movie, 17 squared is Jet's own personal Kung Fu Style Coefficient, and R is the number of guys he beat the snot out of in the very first scene. Add X for the number of dead relatives. In this case, it's scene number 15 or so, and he slapped about a dozen guys silly in the very beginning of the movie - remember? When the Japanese supremacists came to his classroom? - So we add one for his dead teacher, and we're talking about a HUGE volume of ass. This equation also explains how Jackie Chan could pull of the Enormous Satanic Monk-Beating bit during the last 45 minutes of Armor of God. Clearly, this gang-up idea is just not gonna work out.
Anyhow. We can fast forward to the part where Jet has to fight his old pal, Orange Headband, for control of the kung fu academy. Lesson Three. You are NEVER, EVER going to beat this guy with an old school formal one-on-one duel. Not even if you're his childhood friend, and especially not if you're trying to force him out of your school because you resent his new teachings and influence. In this situation, he doesn't really want to make you look like a bop bag in front of everyone, but he's not going to sit there and take your punishment for long. And those selfsame new teachings are going to be the reason why your head breaks through all those potted plants and rafters. Bad, bad, bad.
The last lesson I have to offer is that you should try your hardest not to be the bad guy. The bad guy usually does pretty well during the first hour and ten minutes of the movie, but he always ends up with Jet Li's toes wiggling around in whatever he ate for lunch. You want to take on Jet Li? For crying out loud, DON'T poison his old teacher, don't kidnap his lover, kill his best friend or make fun of his shoes. The point is that you don't want to make the kung-fu warrior as angry as possible before you fight with him. You want him to think you're just playing around until you get a chance to shove your No Shadow Kick in his ear. And pick neutral surroundings, like a Wal-Mart. Good luck."
Dead Link (Sift Talk Post)
Don't worry silvercord, your fifteen minutes is already over...tried to push you over the edge, but one ape, one vote-jeeez, 'snot like a degree or a date, chill!
How to Sneeze
From the website- http://www.coughsafe.com/media.html
Totally relevant and presented in a nice silly fashion. Now excuse me while I hug people with the non snot arm and help start a new custom..
One point english lesson HALARIOUS! (Language NSFW)
Have you got a memo pad?
My grandmother gives good head!
I don't want to offend anyone or anything, but MAN these people are nuts. Come to think of it, I don't care who I offend. They're all nuts! I laughed so hard a piece of snot came out.
Live fart
Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Hmmm, maybe - but you could say that a sneeze is potentially more offensive. All of those snot droplets full of virii.