Amusing, but when the video ends, you still have a herd of homeless overunning a public park. There's a time and place, peeps, and there are plenty of places willing to feed the homeless. The real trolls are the feeders, trying to make a "statement" about how the city treats its homeless, but when it's people who refuse to help themselves, no city or charity can 'save' them.

Do liberals know who the homeless are, besides useful tools for 'activism'? Forget Hollywood bullsh1t, these are not the down-on-luck, hat-in-hand, willing-to-work hopefuls of yesteryear. Discounting the mentally ill, many are belligerent bums who demand handouts (wonder where they got their sense of entitlement)?

In one of the downtown cities here, these lovable tramps sleep on the steps of city hall and have taken to pissing anywhere they feel like. The stench is so bad, city trucks drive around each morning spraying the streets and alleys with restroom cherry or lemon deodorant.

Maybe Clever Goofus should go to each small business in the area and explain why bums who drive away potential shoppers are good for the local economy as well as tax base.

The words were definitely laid into the mouths of those shoppers. It sounds very scripted. How dishonest of the makers of the programme.

>> ^blankfist:

That last guy with the purdy Target shirt is probably a member on here. Kind of seems like he would be, huh?


Please don't besmirch my target shirt. I won it at target.

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Paying too much for car insurance doesn't. Risking your life for a deal does. Being part of a greedy mob of selfish people does.
In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
being an illogical shopper doesn't kick you down into the category of human refuse.
i stand by my statement.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Oh I'm sorry...did you see any doctors or physicists in there? Nope just a bunch of trash...poor trash

being poor doesn't make you stupid. But stampeding like buffalo for 10% off televisions does.

being rich doesn't make you smart, but you won't see rich people stampeding for savings either.

I stand by my statement
In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i hear muslims are most likely terrorists, too.
fuck you.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
It seems like this only happens where people are poor and most likely stupid.

being an illogical shopper doesn't kick you down into the category of human refuse.
i stand by my statement.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Oh I'm sorry...did you see any doctors or physicists in there? Nope just a bunch of trash...poor trash

being poor doesn't make you stupid. But stampeding like buffalo for 10% off televisions does.

being rich doesn't make you smart, but you won't see rich people stampeding for savings either.

I stand by my statement
In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i hear muslims are most likely terrorists, too.
fuck you.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
It seems like this only happens where people are poor and most likely stupid.

>> ^chicchorea:

or my next visit to Ikea which, unarguably, would be worse than rampant zombies.


My thoughts exactly, but aren't IKEA shoppers synonymous with Zombies anyhow?

>> ^Xax:


This is why I want the right to carry a gun with me in public. I'd have shot some motherfuckers that day.

This is not legal advice and I am not a lawyer.

Depending on what state you live in, you have the right to carry a weapon openly.

http://www.opencarry.org/

I wouldn't advise carrying a weapon openly, but if you do make sure you know your states laws to a T. It's not a practiced right in states like Virginia but it is your legal right to carry. But, cops will stop you and attempt to get you to incriminate yourself.

Carry pepper spray instead it's generally safer and won't get you thrown in jail for murder or manslaughter.

This is not legal advice and I am not a lawyer.

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>> ^Jinx:

>> ^rottenseed:
eh...this stuff happens. You can't train for everything.

Err, what?
If your job description is "Pilot" is it too much to expect some training in how to fly a plane?


Rottenseed is trollin'.

Loss prevention and Security Officers are trained specifically to avoid these situations simply because it would cost the client more to deal with this, then to recover the lost profit from the stolen goods. If there we're any stolen goods in the first place.

>> ^rottenseed:

eh...this stuff happens. You can't train for everything.

Err, what?

If your job description is "Pilot" is it too much to expect some training in how to fly a plane?

You're in a 7/11, you're 18 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and pull up your pants!>> ^Croccydile:

You should see how its like trying to by a normal phone these days. It is like Dennis Leary trying to get coffee flavoured coffee.
"Yeah can I get this $50 phone?"
"What about this HTC Hero?!!?!?"
"Uhh no thanks I just want this one..."
"BUT I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS... How about this Verizon Droid?!?!"
"I just want to make phone calls..."
"BUT YOU MUST SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON THIS IPHONE 4G!!! It also comes with extra salsa"
"Can I just take the pre-paid phone instead?"
"?SYNTAX ERROR"
"Uhhh... I think ill be going now"